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Saviour of Bread's avatar

“Why the prosecutors thought they would get away with this is beyond us”

Trump will pardon them.

Lucifer Flapjack's avatar

Finally! A valid weaponization claim!

El Generico II's avatar

So many Yikes we've run out of Trikes with this one.

satch's avatar

IANAL, but how do prosecutors "get rid of" grand jurors?

Lucifer Flapjack's avatar

A tarp, 50 pounds of quicklime, and a six foot deep hole?

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Executive Privilege

satch's avatar

If Aileen Cannon had been the judge, those AUSAs would all have gotten Medals O' Freedum.

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

Stupid Libs. The Supreme Court will quickly overturn all of this since clearly the defendants hate the proven rapist Trump and that is grounds alone to arrest them.

It's in the Bible People! Right next to that bit on how you are supposed to erect Golden Idols.

Satanisreal's avatar

"And then, when caught, to announce you would drop the charges while still slamming the defendants and complaining that, as one AUSA did, you were new to the office and therefore just a babe in the woods about federal procedures? "

It's my first day!

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

NYT

Mueller, She Wrote

‪@muellershewrote.com

NEW: After being asked to testify behind closed doors before Congress, Howard Lutnick made a $5M donation to House Republicans. After his testimony, Jim Comer said he was satisfied Lutnick was truthful.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

The child has three arms.

Get that AI slop out.

(Its funny though).

PeteWa's avatar

Why does that poor future child have three arms?

AngelOfToast's avatar

Because every AI datacenter is going to be powered by an unshielded nuclear reactor, of course!

(Or because "AI slop". One or the other...)

PeteWa's avatar

Donvict weekend plans:

Saturday scheduled to be at golf club in Bedminster, New Jersey at 8 a.m. EDT

Saturday scheduled to be at golf club in Bedminster, New Jersey at 12 p.m. EDT

Donvict Jr’s wedding: will not attend.

Pisto75666-Radical Left Scum's avatar

OT: Tulsi Gabbard is resigning from Taco's cabinet. Allegedly because her husband is suffering from a rare form of bone cancer. Good luck to her husband but good riddance to her.

https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/breaking-tulsi-gabbard-to-resign-from-trumps-cabinet-fox-reports/

zuludaddy (SEAMONKEY!)'s avatar

maybe if she'd eaten moar of her guru's toenail clippings....

[yes, that's real - look it up!]

Pisto75666-Radical Left Scum's avatar

Just when I think these weirdos can't get any weirder, they ALWAYS surprise me.

josephebacon's avatar

Oh Putin gonna be PISSED!!!!

VaselineHabits's avatar

Unless he's trying to run her for President.

Donald Laporte's avatar

Yes he is. She best stay away from tea and windows.

HarryButtle, degenerate artist's avatar

The rotten fucker can't even be human for a day and attend his son's wedding. he's played golf every fucking weekend since he got elected but he can't spend a couple of hours at what's usually a joyous celebration of one's family.

wobbly's avatar

Wouldn't he have to buy them something if he went?

Donald Laporte's avatar

Oh please. He would just steal something from the WH.

Hops: grrrr mad's avatar

Possibly a stapler.

Pisto75666-Radical Left Scum's avatar

Maybe the money wasn't right /s

gallbladder's avatar

Check didn't clear.

JunkYardDogg's avatar

The government lies in all the cases they bring before Grand Juries, because there is nothing opposing (defense) what the government presents to the Grand Jury. This is now mandatory standard operating DOJ policy & tactics. Some of what is presented is probably just lies & distortions and falsehoods. These new practices need to be prosecuted & government lawyers who do this should be disbarred. For every case the DoJ presents to a Grand Jury, it should be a mandatory demand by the defense, that the entire Grand Jury transcript be made available to the defense.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Which judge was it that wrote in their order that the DOJ can no longer be trusted ...

JunkYardDogg's avatar

Pretty sure it is the judge in this article, Perry, in Chicago

PeteWa's avatar

Ultra thin camera save money for mother Russia!

gnomemansanisland's avatar

Potemkin was first!!!

Rhizolith Reborn's avatar

OT, but what the everloving fuck:

"Stephen Colbert helped ruin late-night comedy | Opinion"

"Picture two multimillionaires, supposedly grown men, blurting out vulgarities and throwing somebody else’s furniture off the top of a building in a major city. This might be cause for intervention from the police or perhaps counseling services. Instead, this was part of a going-away stunt by ousted CBS late-night host Stephen Colbert, along with his predecessor, David Letterman."

"Colbert used to be a successful comic, but over time his attitude, ratings and career all spiraled downward, largely because of his political anger.

Colbert’s run on CBS ended on May 21. He spent much of his waning airtime berating his employer, congratulating himself and bringing on high-profile guests to flatter him. Those guests included former President Barack Obama and comedy hosts from rival networks, who spent much of their time psychoanalyzing their preferred target: President Donald Trump."

USA Today is a weird place these days.

Pope Scipio Newburyporticus's avatar

"used to be a successful comic"

Not really. Not in the way people might think. He's an improv comic, who rose up along with his partners Amy Sedaris and Paul Dinelo in the improv scene. He wasn't really a standalone comic until he was on the Daily Show.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

For people who think the Epoch Times is Woke

lotsacatsndogs's avatar

Fuck those assholes. Even if it were true, what does he think is the "proper" way to get fired for telling a joke? Whom should he have on instead? Who owns USA The Day Before Yesterday--the Ellisons? Fuck.

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

Colbert's last interview was Sir Paul McCartney, who didn't have tears in his eyes, but mentioned that on The Beatles' first appearance on "The Ed Sullivan Show," the make-up ladies put this weird orange make-up on them. Colbert then accused them of starting a trend that is popular in some circles today.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

Fucking editorial writer, just say you love Trump, and hate everyone that criticizes him because you have a toddler's mind.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

"PLEASE DON'T FIRE ME!"

R. Riddle's avatar

"Steve Allen Ruined Late Night Comedy : Opinion"

"Many of us fondly remember the wacky Jerry Lester and his voluptuous sidekick Dagmar on 'Broadway Open House'. Now, after much fumbling, NBC has given us this slick kid, full of irony and "hip" jazz, Steve Allen on its new 'Tonight Show'.

Damned kids, get off my late night lawn."

- USA Today, late 1954

gnomemansanisland's avatar

McPaper was never more than good bird cage liner

JunkYardDogg's avatar

Last nite’s show, his last, was absolutely fantastic with Paul McCartney

Chemical's avatar

Perfect final guest. The Beatles first ever appearance in the United States was on Ed Sullivan.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Actually, Letterman threw the shit off the roof, not Colbert you fucking moran.

JunkYardDogg's avatar

So, what is the difference between, exactly, between comedians throwing stuff off the roof and POTUS throwing food against the wall???

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

AI is only so good.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

The McNews has always been a waste of dead trees.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I remember when USA Today came out and I'll wager the only reason it survived is because it was the only National newspaper that was printed in color.

JunkYardDogg's avatar

Gotta fluff the Fuhrer

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

You go ahead ... I'm a bit busy right now.

JunkYardDogg's avatar

Sawzalls are permitted

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

USA Today: Late night is irrelevant now.

VaselineHabits's avatar

Vulgarities! Won't someone correct their language when everything is absolute BULLSHIT!

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

He was the highest rated on broadcast late night.