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That woman's hair gives me the chills, and not in a good way.

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Can't they just blackmail Cross Church or something. Extort by claiming they knew and they didn't help stop it they helped us cover it up. Seems a good path, Southern Baptists love to blame. Hell bring Justin Harris into NW Arkansas pig slop.

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Even Tammy Faye was good to the gays when the Aides crisis broke.

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Wow, these comments are the most penetrating, insightful, and FUNNY I have seen in a long time! I guess the Duggars don't have anybody fooled here.

Sorry, but I just think that Rim Job Buggar and Michelle are control freaks, period. All that foolishness about hollering the code word "Nike" if a girl with jiggly boobs comes walking down the street so the boys can avert their eyes. The "accountability partners" so that nobody sins when they leave the house. The tit-free side hugs so the boys don't feel a stiff nipple mashed up against them. Come on!!! How much control do these parents want? It's sick!

Did they have a quick cure for blue balls when boys like Derrick Dullard or Ben See-Dollars came to court?

Actually, I think it is sad that the girls have no education and have been made to feel they can't leave the house to pursue their own destiny. Jinger should move to NYC and Jana should call Hugh Hefner for a layout and ask for $750,000, to spite Rim Job and that strange mother of hers. Then use the money to move out. Or: just join the Navy and ship out.

Just could be God's will! It got Josh out of that hate-spewing Family Research Council, right?

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Dammit, now Kris is getting An Idea for a crossover!

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Maybe if they start a "Get a Damn Condom" donation fund....

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"In the Bible" in the sense that some Medieval priest said it was, and since the majority of the population was 1) illiterate and 2) was extra-special illiterate in Latin and Greek, they couldn't call bullshit.

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There is actually an awesome dessert popular in Germany called Spaghetti Ice. It's vanilla ice cream pushed through an extruder to look like noodles, topped with raspberry 'marinara' sauce and white chocolate shavings for Parmesan cheese. It's AWESOME.

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If he bought her a ring of the babies she actually raised, and didn't just Give birth to, the ring would have like only 3 stones!! Just making a point here!

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"hollering the code word "Nike" if a girl with jiggly boobs comes walking down the street"

OMG, seriously? So, the dad is risking his soul (all those lusty thoughts) in order to save those of his sons. What a con.

Derrik: "I'm going to oogle women as they walk by so I can warn the boys"

Jill: "You are such a good Christian"

Derrik: "I am, aren't I?"

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The people are friendlier at the Petro. Plus if you get worn out, there's always the buffet at the Iron Skillet.

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And Glenn Rice was filling THAT hole... Allegedly.

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Teddy Roosevelt?

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It's true. There was an episode in which that practice was covered. I thought it was hilarious. This would prevent lusty thoughts from corrupting the boys. Usually a girl family member would holler "Nike," assuming she was not a lesbian. The "accountability partner" foolishness is also true. The Fuggers are a real piece of work. They should go to the beach someday and see what real people look like out in public. If they did, a pair of jigglers would be the least of their worries.

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Long ago when I was in school I did a stint working in a large retail store, There was a group of creeps who'd had a special call they'd use on the PA system to alert each other that an attractive woman had entered the store. Something along the lines of "X on aisle 5" where X was some thinly veiled reference to the name Betty. This feels so much the same. It's creepy. It teaches those children/young adults - both the boys and the girls - in a very concrete manner that women are nothing but sexualized body parts.

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Nah, Michelle is too old.

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