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Painter of Goats's avatar

Michigan motto: Fetus friendly, families fucked.

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fuflans's avatar

i can't think about this til negropolis weighs in - all things MI require negropolis.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

“Real Alternatives, Inc.” opposes not only abortion, but also birth control."

Perfectly reasonable, when your whole business model <i>relies on unplanned pregnancies.</i> It's a measure of their self-delusion that these motherfuckers can sleep at night.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Γ’Β™Βͺҙ« <i>Oh yes I know I'm near divinity When I've got the Holy Trinity Ridin' on the dashboard of my car.</i> Γ’Β™Βͺҙ«

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

but can they say 'vagina' yet?

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Money goes in, nothing comes out. You can't expain that.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Jesus built my hotrod

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Too late

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Vomiting Larry would be proud

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