Congrats on the wedding, my smart, sexy, snarkalicious friend! And why Minnesota? You coulda done it in California, and invited me, where I coulda snickered at you behind your back for wearing white, and then got us all drunk with fine wines, besides frozen margaritas!
Alabama was the last to legalize home brewing within the last year or so. Mississippi was second-last. On the other hand, Mississippi's senior senator has a history of animal-fucking, so I'm not placing any bets.
Congratulations to you and your spouse. May your margueritas always have just the right amount of salt on the rim. I am looking forward to more of your lovely acidic wit at Wonkette. Perhaps a weekly feature blog?
Congratulations. IMHO you've been married a lot longer, just haven't had the chance to say "I do".
<blockquote>&ldquo;You&#039;ll be at the wedding, with Paul?&rdquo; she asked Edward. He nodded. &ldquo;When Clint and I take our vows, I hope you&#039;ll say them with us ... to each other.&rdquo; &ldquo;We always do.&rdquo;</blockquote>
Ugh...now I can&#039;t help but want to formulate a counter-argument to their misunderstanding of evolution, but....damn, too late...here comes the headache.
It doesn&#039;t fucking NEED an explanation, it&#039;s just THERE!
Now, now. Football is totes gay.
I was hoping you&#039;d same-sex gay buttsechs on the AFA lawn, just to cram it down their throats.
Congrats and tons of bliss from a hetero whose marriage just hit the 25,000 mile mark.
Congrats on the wedding, my smart, sexy, snarkalicious friend! And why Minnesota? You coulda done it in California, and invited me, where I coulda snickered at you behind your back for wearing white, and then got us all drunk with fine wines, besides frozen margaritas!
Alabama was the last to legalize home brewing within the last year or so. Mississippi was second-last. On the other hand, Mississippi&#039;s senior senator has a history of animal-fucking, so I&#039;m not placing any bets.
cheers!
Depends on the distribution of the income, but yeah.
Excellent news. Congratulations to both of you kids (you&#039;re not old).
Congratulations to you and your spouse. May your margueritas always have just the right amount of salt on the rim. I am looking forward to more of your lovely acidic wit at Wonkette. Perhaps a weekly feature blog?
Well done, we needed some happy news around here. When you DO get to take a honeymoon, come on down to St. Augustine!
Congratulations! And kudos for actually trying to talk to those fuckwads.
<i>&ldquo;how do you explain Mars?&quot;</i>
I can&#039;t even imagine what he was trying to justify here. I mean, I could *try* to imagine, but I am feeling headache-averse today.
Fantastic and fab-u-louse! Congrats! I&#039;m tossing virtual sparkle-confetti in your honor.
Congratulations. IMHO you&#039;ve been married a lot longer, just haven&#039;t had the chance to say &quot;I do&quot;.
<blockquote>&ldquo;You&#039;ll be at the wedding, with Paul?&rdquo; she asked Edward. He nodded. &ldquo;When Clint and I take our vows, I hope you&#039;ll say them with us ... to each other.&rdquo; &ldquo;We always do.&rdquo;</blockquote>
Ugh...now I can&#039;t help but want to formulate a counter-argument to their misunderstanding of evolution, but....damn, too late...here comes the headache.
Either that or you&#039;re British.