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The Quirk's avatar

It doesn't fucking NEED an explanation, it's just THERE!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Now, now. Football is totes gay.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I was hoping you'd same-sex gay buttsechs on the AFA lawn, just to cram it down their throats.

Congrats and tons of bliss from a hetero whose marriage just hit the 25,000 mile mark.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Congrats on the wedding, my smart, sexy, snarkalicious friend! And why Minnesota? You coulda done it in California, and invited me, where I coulda snickered at you behind your back for wearing white, and then got us all drunk with fine wines, besides frozen margaritas!

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Alabama was the last to legalize home brewing within the last year or so. Mississippi was second-last. On the other hand, Mississippi's senior senator has a history of animal-fucking, so I'm not placing any bets.

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fuflans's avatar

cheers!

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bobbert's avatar

Depends on the distribution of the income, but yeah.

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bobbert's avatar

Excellent news. Congratulations to both of you kids (you're not old).

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Congratulations to you and your spouse. May your margueritas always have just the right amount of salt on the rim. I am looking forward to more of your lovely acidic wit at Wonkette. Perhaps a weekly feature blog?

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Well done, we needed some happy news around here. When you DO get to take a honeymoon, come on down to St. Augustine!

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Congratulations! And kudos for actually trying to talk to those fuckwads.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<i>“how do you explain Mars?"</i>

I can't even imagine what he was trying to justify here. I mean, I could *try* to imagine, but I am feeling headache-averse today.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Fantastic and fab-u-louse! Congrats! I'm tossing virtual sparkle-confetti in your honor.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Congratulations. IMHO you've been married a lot longer, just haven't had the chance to say "I do".

<blockquote>“You'll be at the wedding, with Paul?” she asked Edward. He nodded. “When Clint and I take our vows, I hope you'll say them with us ... to each other.” “We always do.”</blockquote>

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Ugh...now I can't help but want to formulate a counter-argument to their misunderstanding of evolution, but....damn, too late...here comes the headache.

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Mahousu's avatar

Either that or you're British.

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