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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Thank you. *bows* Thank you. *bows* You're too kind.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

scat is #4 in Hungary.

I would have guessed #2

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Getting all three to come together can't be easy. <strike> Pix</strike> vids or GTFO.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"What homosexuals do when they come together…"

Simultaneous orgasms are not really all that important. Fischer needs to read up on the topic -- instead of just looking at the pictures.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

And I'd rather be 81 and having sex.

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WA Bishop's avatar

Free market, do your thang.

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WA Bishop's avatar

No, people want what they don't already have.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

"Straight (gay)" means they clicked the "gay" button and typed "straight" into the search box. Although there is a genre of gay porn involving straight guys, I think the reality is the we Louisianians are just stupid and gay.

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bobbert's avatar

Was not Lisa Ann the star of <i>Nailin' Palin</i>?

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Flo's <a href="http:\/\/browse.deviantart.com\/#\/art\/insurance-185194248\?hf=1" target="_blank">getting it on with Erin</a>. ETA: nsfw. Sorry for the omission.

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diogenez's avatar

Bryan Fischer: jealous, much?

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Louisiana has straight (gay) at number 6. Is this some weird superstition where using parentheses is the internet equivalent of a whispered aside to the clerk in the porn store? Or is there a genre where upstanding young straight guys are brutally degraded by large hairy men?

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bobbert's avatar

I hope the motherfucker gets shingles.

"No such thing as a long-term dormant virus". Do these jackoffs even listen to what they say?

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bobbert's avatar

What do you think goes in those sausages?

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The Quirk's avatar

Eh, you always need new material. Even if it's just switching hands.

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