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With a lifetime supply of Rogaine.

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Not Mississippi, but you get the idea...

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I can see her, eons from now, floating in the ocean surrounded by grocery bags and six-pack holders.

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How gainst thou this knowledge of physick erotical?

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Except Bigfoot *does* acknowledge his out-of-wedlock bi-racial children. He's a surprisingly good father, Bigfoot.

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The American Dream.

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And yet Focus on the Family fails to acknowledge Bigfoot's family bearing. What a shame.

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Shoot, I'd jump on an offer for a lifetime supply of Rogaine, and I'm practically a Wookiee.

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Oh, Footly . . .

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Shoot, now I wanna capture me a sasquatch just to name him Footly. Also to make fun of those doofuses on Finding Bigfoot.

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Krieger, you're among friends. Friends who know you've never had to, uh, capture anything to be able to get on with your, uh, projects.

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The roomie and I just watched Jurassic World. Do not recommend. Noisy, stupid, boring. I don't get all the love for Chris Pratt.

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...yes, some reptiles have a "Asymptotic Curve" like for example many "Jellyfish" or as you mentioned fish like "Sharks" do. However they do all have a "limited" lifespan, they aren't immortal. This assclown is assuming that an animal as big as a dinosaur can live 700-800 years? Secondly dealing with a 300lb wolf and dealing with a 40ft long, 7 ton Tyrannosaurus Rex are totally different. There is a reason why during the Cretaceous period that the largest mammals weren't much larger than a raccoon.

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Latest safe and acceptably attractive white boy marketed by Hollywood isn't working out for you?

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Thanks, just found High Society (the Bing Crosby, Sinatra and fucking Louis Armstrong singing Gershwin one) and The Front Page (Cary Grant) on Netflix Streaming. Who needs dinosaurs?

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But what happened to the plesiosaurs? (Asking for a friend.)

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