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OneDemin EOr's avatar

With a lifetime supply of Rogaine.

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OneDemin EOr's avatar

Not Mississippi, but you get the idea...

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OneDemin EOr's avatar

I can see her, eons from now, floating in the ocean surrounded by grocery bags and six-pack holders.

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TheOtherHeadlessThompsonGunner's avatar

How gainst thou this knowledge of physick erotical?

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TheOtherHeadlessThompsonGunner's avatar

Except Bigfoot *does* acknowledge his out-of-wedlock bi-racial children. He's a surprisingly good father, Bigfoot.

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TheOtherHeadlessThompsonGunner's avatar

The American Dream.

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5G Krieger is 5G's avatar

And yet Focus on the Family fails to acknowledge Bigfoot's family bearing. What a shame.

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5G Krieger is 5G's avatar

Shoot, I'd jump on an offer for a lifetime supply of Rogaine, and I'm practically a Wookiee.

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TheOtherHeadlessThompsonGunner's avatar

Oh, Footly . . .

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5G Krieger is 5G's avatar

Shoot, now I wanna capture me a sasquatch just to name him Footly. Also to make fun of those doofuses on Finding Bigfoot.

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TheOtherHeadlessThompsonGunner's avatar

Krieger, you're among friends. Friends who know you've never had to, uh, capture anything to be able to get on with your, uh, projects.

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Zyxomma's avatar

The roomie and I just watched Jurassic World. Do not recommend. Noisy, stupid, boring. I don't get all the love for Chris Pratt.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...yes, some reptiles have a "Asymptotic Curve" like for example many "Jellyfish" or as you mentioned fish like "Sharks" do. However they do all have a "limited" lifespan, they aren't immortal. This assclown is assuming that an animal as big as a dinosaur can live 700-800 years? Secondly dealing with a 300lb wolf and dealing with a 40ft long, 7 ton Tyrannosaurus Rex are totally different. There is a reason why during the Cretaceous period that the largest mammals weren't much larger than a raccoon.

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TheOtherHeadlessThompsonGunner's avatar

Latest safe and acceptably attractive white boy marketed by Hollywood isn't working out for you?

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The Quirk's avatar

Thanks, just found High Society (the Bing Crosby, Sinatra and fucking Louis Armstrong singing Gershwin one) and The Front Page (Cary Grant) on Netflix Streaming. Who needs dinosaurs?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

But what happened to the plesiosaurs? (Asking for a friend.)

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