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They get to live on a restored Earth, and we apostates go to Gehenna (which rabbinical Judaism says "is considered a Purgatory-like place where the wicked go to suffer until they have atoned for their sins. It is stated that the maximum amount of time a sinner can spend in Gehenna is one year, with the exception of five people who are there for all of eternity." (I can't find who the unlucky five are, though...)

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this should be way way closer to the top of the comment stream.

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I thought he was just a hump. Or chump, whatever.

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Pretty sure Hitler is high on the list.

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But, But Parable of the Talents!!!

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Well played, sir.

{CLANG}

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Well done, squeezing that in.

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Just a peace-lovin' sodbuster who killed 3 or 4 people each week. Just like God.

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You get an honorary Th.D., brother.

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While at this very moment (according to Drudge) Obama is doing his apology tour at the UN:<i>

President at U.N. doesn't mention terrorism by radical Islamists...

'THE FUTURE MUST NOT BELONG TO THOSE WHO SLANDER THE PROPHET OF ISLAM'...

... Attack on U.S. is attack on U.N.

Skips meetings with foreign leaders...

Adviser: 'If He Met With One Leader, He Would Have to Meet With 10'...</i>

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Is that some kind of kosher joke?

Hamites -- the other non-white meat.

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Thanks, but don't they take off for spelling? I think it's supposed to be "Barabbas."

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I think they would put Catholics between Christians and Mormons.

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144,000.

Jehovah's Witnesses took that number and decided that's the max number of people going to Heaven anyway. Not a terrific incentive, but there ya go.

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Back in November 2011, Fisher did a remarkably thorough job of proving (r)Money isn't a real ("orthodox") Christian by predicting if he were the Republican nominee the Democrats would go all out to prove he isn't a real ('orthodox") Christian. <a href="http://www.renewamerica.com..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.renewamerica.com/columns/fischer/11112...">http://www.renewamerica.com...

Like most of them give a shit.

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"When the Hamm's Bear says it's closing time, You won't have far to crawl."

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