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Putin, you're making your presence a little bit too obvious....

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How nice that Evan included pre-verts like Fisher in his Holiday writings. we must never let these folks think we forget about them during celebratory times.

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There's another one out now about a woman meeting her boyfriend's family over dinner. "Her poop smells like pies!"

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"Cut a rope at a paaaaaaahty!"

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The only way my friend could get into the college of her choice was to start in the summer after graduating high school. Since the place was practically empty, they had all the freshmen in a single men's dorm segregated by floor (it was the 70's). Most of the incoming freshmen women had never seen a urinal before. My friend told them it was for washing their hair. They believed her.

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That company does have clever advertising.

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Jesus fucking Christ on a trike, do these people have nothing better to do than worry about where other people are taking a dump? Good lord! I would rather have someone who looks like a man use the men's restroom. I don't really care to know what their actual genitals look like, and if they get their own restroom, I TRULY don't care. I'm not even sure what he's complaining about since ANYONE can use that bathroom. Jesus, the stupidity on these people is too much for me to bear.

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Very good list. There are also the people who never learned to flush the toilet. I thought "auto-flushing" toilets were a bit silly the first time I saw them in an airport 20 years ago, but now I understand why they are a good idea.

Then there are the small, local businesses with bathrooms that have very low water pressure, or which are using low-flow toilets, so that even if you do flush them, they don't eliminate a major dump. A good example is my Dentist's office. Add to that some women who are menstruating who don't care if they leave a mess in a public toilet. Do they do this at home? I don't know.

When I lived in a college dorm in the 70's where 20 women shared a large bathroom, I was amazed at what poor bathroom habits some of my floor-mates had. To my surprise, the worst offenders were young women from well-to-do families. From this experience I gather that poor bathroom etiquette is not a new problem.

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I suspect that is what he is secretly after.

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This old grandma lizard just figured out why we went extinct. There were apparently no old grandpa lizards. Maybe they were all just hiding in the unisex bathroom at the library.

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Hey you can still get them cheaper than that in Detroit!

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DAMN STRAIGHT!!!!!

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Yeah, by paying off those Union thugs.....

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Lots of hazards there for lizards! https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Pee at last! Pee at last! Thank God Almighty, I can pee at last!

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It's a little house in the back yard with a crescent moon carved on the door.

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