When we heard the news last night that Bryan Fischer was fired by the American Patriarchy Association, our first thought was that it couldn't have happened to a nicer wingnut. Our second thought was that this could be really bad for Yr. Wonkette, as a casual search through the archives shows that Mr. Fischer is a near-endless source of stupid hilarity. And our third thought had something to do with beer, as per usual.
I wonder if slipping people like him a couple of hits of acid would break through his illusions or just make him worse. I had planned to start with Ted Nugent and Louis Gohmert.
Update: <i>Bryan Fischer: Losing One Of My Jobs Means I Can Finally Speak My Mind The alleged firing came as AFA and its subsidiary, the American Renewal Project, prepared to host members of the Republican National Committee, reportedly including Chairman Reince Priebus, on a trip to Israel beginning Saturday. Fischer disputed that report. He explained that he gave up his spokesman duties since they conflicted with his duties as an AFA radio host. &quot;The challenge that creates is that spokesmen aren&#039;t hired, they&#039;re not paid to have their own opinions,&quot; he said, adding &quot;if you hire a talk show host, you are hiring him for his opinion.&quot; Fischer went on to slam &quot;low-information,&quot; liberal media for the &quot;false assumption that I was representing the official views of AFA.&quot; Fischer estimated that he&#039;d logged somewhere between 2,700 and 3,000 hours on the air. He said that In that time, he was bound to say some things that he would ideally have chosen &quot;different language&quot; to convey.</i>
&quot;homosexual soldiers basically had no limits and the savagery and brutality&quot;
Well goddamit...there IS a difference between ecru and eggshell! You just can&#039;t stand there and listen to someone say there isn&#039;t and not get a little pissed off.
Maybe he should talk to fellow Xtard wackaloon <a href="http:\/\/www.rightwingwatch.org\/category\/people\/cindy-jacobs" target="_blank"> Cindy Jacobs.</a> She gets advance notice of terrist attacks directly from God, and she can stop them (if she wants to...)
Lemme get this straight: AFA spokesmen aren&#039;t hired or paid to have their own opinions, yet you slam low-information liberal media for the &quot;false assumption&quot; that you represented the official views of AFA?
So, all that crazy shit you spouted for years was not the views of the AFA, and it was not your own opinions either? Fuck you sideways with a rusty chainsaw, with Tabasco for lube.
Have no fear - the AFA has installed a replacement spokes-kook, David Lane, who&#039;s just as crazy and <a href="http:\/\/www.rightwingwatch.org\/category\/people\/david-lane" target="_blank">almost as quotable.</a>
The Koch bros are going to do whatever it takes to prevent another clown car/circular firing squad primary. Will they bankroll MIttens, or Jeb? That&#039;s the billion-dollar question.
Des Moines, Iowa? How many terrorists does he know who are aware Iowa exists, much less are sufficiently familiar with it to hate its capital city?
My most frequent thought after reading yet another tweet from Mr Fischer is &quot;you wish, bitch.&quot;
I wonder if slipping people like him a couple of hits of acid would break through his illusions or just make him worse. I had planned to start with Ted Nugent and Louis Gohmert.
Update: <i>Bryan Fischer: Losing One Of My Jobs Means I Can Finally Speak My Mind The alleged firing came as AFA and its subsidiary, the American Renewal Project, prepared to host members of the Republican National Committee, reportedly including Chairman Reince Priebus, on a trip to Israel beginning Saturday. Fischer disputed that report. He explained that he gave up his spokesman duties since they conflicted with his duties as an AFA radio host. &quot;The challenge that creates is that spokesmen aren&#039;t hired, they&#039;re not paid to have their own opinions,&quot; he said, adding &quot;if you hire a talk show host, you are hiring him for his opinion.&quot; Fischer went on to slam &quot;low-information,&quot; liberal media for the &quot;false assumption that I was representing the official views of AFA.&quot; Fischer estimated that he&#039;d logged somewhere between 2,700 and 3,000 hours on the air. He said that In that time, he was bound to say some things that he would ideally have chosen &quot;different language&quot; to convey.</i>
&quot;homosexual soldiers basically had no limits and the savagery and brutality&quot;
Well goddamit...there IS a difference between ecru and eggshell! You just can&#039;t stand there and listen to someone say there isn&#039;t and not get a little pissed off.
Maybe he should talk to fellow Xtard wackaloon <a href="http:\/\/www.rightwingwatch.org\/category\/people\/cindy-jacobs" target="_blank"> Cindy Jacobs.</a> She gets advance notice of terrist attacks directly from God, and she can stop them (if she wants to...)
At first I read &quot;congealed spokesman&quot;. It kind of makes sense either way.
Les boys do cabaret
Put a buttplug up his ass, wrap him in two rubber wetsuits, and asphyxiate him. Oh wait ... been there, done that. Something novel, then.
What&#039;s God got to do with it?
His long title includes &quot;issues, emissions, and secretions.&quot;
Lemme get this straight: AFA spokesmen aren&#039;t hired or paid to have their own opinions, yet you slam low-information liberal media for the &quot;false assumption&quot; that you represented the official views of AFA?
So, all that crazy shit you spouted for years was not the views of the AFA, and it was not your own opinions either? Fuck you sideways with a rusty chainsaw, with Tabasco for lube.
The kids that insulted the bald dude?
Don't mess with my Louiee!The face only a mother could love.
Have no fear - the AFA has installed a replacement spokes-kook, David Lane, who&#039;s just as crazy and <a href="http:\/\/www.rightwingwatch.org\/category\/people\/david-lane" target="_blank">almost as quotable.</a>
Huh. I always thought the Nazis were into leather.
The Koch bros are going to do whatever it takes to prevent another clown car/circular firing squad primary. Will they bankroll MIttens, or Jeb? That&#039;s the billion-dollar question.