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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I am so glad that my ex and I didn't have kids. People have said, "oh that's so sad" if they heard this, to which I reply that if we did have kids, they only time I'd see them would be at breakfast when I saw their pictures on the milk carton.

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bobbert's avatar

Of course, then he won't be able to pay child support because of having no job.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Just make sure it <em>is</em> the brown acid.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Following his logic, I should get to see the reciept for my ex-wife's Acura.

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fuflans's avatar

one can only fervently hope soon to be ex-congressman joe walsh.

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SullivanSt's avatar

But who watches those who watch the watchers...

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fuflans's avatar

there's a whole passel of us divorced folks on the wonkette intertubes apparently.

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fuflans's avatar

the people's house at work.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Yet another reason I call the GOP the Go-Pee party.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The guy sounds like a boob to me.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Do you have that effect on all women? I know I do. It's a gift, I guess.

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