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Yeah, don't hold your breath!

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Oh, must be the Colorado City area. I've been through there, before the feds busted Warren Jeff's. Weird 1970s split-entry houses, all faced AWAY from the road, and in horrible disrepair. Women and children peeping out around corners, men scowling under big hats.Reeaal friendly-type folk.

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Thank God he is not a Musloom

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It's too bad they didn't follow those examples all the way to the end.

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Yeah and lightning does strike twice in the same place every once in a great while.

Your guy is a total aberration.

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and wires of all sorts of colors sticking out the side

and an LED countdown display that may or may not be accurate

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I was mentally picturing him as Wile E. Coyote.

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I'm surprised at the name of his militia. I would have thought they would have called themselves Keebler's Elves of Justice.

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Probably. Once again, those who self-proclaim that they are superior to others for a variety of reasons just don't come off as very supremey.

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These guys do seem rather trusting. You spout the right rhetoric, and everyone's, "Okay, you're obviously one of us. Welcome aboard. Now, here's what we're planning to do."

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Before you know it, Republicans in Congress would be calling for the closing of Gitmo.

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In my state, 2018 is more important. We choose our statewide offices in the even-numbered non-presidential years. You know, the years when 80% of Dems don't bother to vote.

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Won't they google How To Move To Canada like us?

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I worked with a guy like that. A new woman was being taken around the office, being introduced to everyone, and one of the pieces of advice she got was, "If so-and-so tells you it'd be a good idea to call in sick tomorrow, you'd better do that."

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It sounds like the name of a Saturday morning cartoon.

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It's completely understandable. Remember, there is a monster out there that thrives on the products they bake.

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