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Trigger was the fastest dog in the west.

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Yeah that was awesome to say the least. Ranch Stupidians. Doc wins the Intertubes with that one.

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I live in proximity to the distasteful individuals. They exploit the land, they exploit undocumented workers and whine when they can't stuff for free. I know a lot about this and you, sassarooch are full of shit. People like you are the reason the world laughs at the US.

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Little, of course. To go with the size of their, er, fingers.

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Oh, a GREAT idea for a reality show! "Sovereign, naked, and tooless." I'll have to pitch it!

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I go where the in crowd goes.

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And the shackles you're wearing are made for hobblin'. So hobble asshole.....

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[rimshot]

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My newest fave is John Oliver's contribution: Racist Voodoo Doll Made of Discarded Cat Hair. Unwieldy, but funny. I also liked Bill Maher's The White Kanye. Two birds.

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[whispers] I like muktuk....

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We would urge Judge Brown to not allow the cowboy boots, as they could be part of an elaborate escape attempt — not with tied-together bedsheets this time — culminating in the Ranch Stupidians’ confederates on the outside tying horses to the bars of the jail, pulling out the window, and then escaping with them into the sunset.

I couldn't find it on YouTube, but all I can think of is the scene in Support Your Local Sheriff where the Danbys come to break Joe out of jail -- they tie ropes to the window bars from their saddlehorns, put spurs to the horses sides -- and end up sitting on the ground, the saddles yanked off the horses' backs.

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I'm starting a GoFundMe to get them all Nudie suits.

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But alas, not original.

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"He's never even worn slip-on shoes or loafers before"

How about pumps?

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Bon Jovi comparing being a famous singer to being a cowboy is still more cowboy than the Bundy brothers ever were.

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Coan to judge, pointing at his client - "what is the sound of one hand fapping?" Judge: OK just get the fuck out of here and take him with you.

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