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Ikimizi's avatar

They're going to feel mighty silly when the IRS buys Canada.

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The Quirk's avatar

That guy defending them really needs to be photoshopped nude with a seven inch sammich up his ass.

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The Quirk's avatar

I'm in favor of anything that brings poutine to America.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

$16 an hour? Uh, no. <a href="http://www.glassdoor.com/Ho..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.glassdoor.com/Hourly-Pay/Tim-Hortons-H...">http://www.glassdoor.com/Ho...

Besides, their coffee sucks and the donuts are made off-site and are shipped in. Given the choice, I will go anywhere else than a Timmie's.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

It's horrible coffee. It tastes bitter. I have given up on it and have tea if I HAVE to go to a Timmie's. MacDonald's has much better coffee. Most Tim Horton's fanatics (aka the population of Canada) don't notice how shitty the coffee is, because they get a double double- double cream, double sugar. Ugh.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Indeed. Macdonald's coffee has it beaten all to hell.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

For the record, there is no poutine served at Tim Horton's.

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bobbert's avatar

Now there's a slogan I can get behind.

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bobbert's avatar

Well done, indeed.

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bobbert's avatar

WAY back when, BK was the place you could get a <i>grilled</i> chicken-like-substance sammich. At the time, this seemed like a good thing.

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bobbert's avatar

So, the trade secret ingredient in fracking fluid is pink slime? Aha! Chemtrails! Argle! *dies*

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fuflans's avatar

brilliant.

cheers.

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bobbert's avatar

Point in their favor, I suppose.

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fuflans's avatar

i would like to point out that the stratford tim hortons (the one on waterloo) is like a meth clinic in the early morning hours.

i hope 3g capital has considered this.

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fuflans's avatar

oh man, now i am longing for st-huberts.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I'll take Cumberland Farms 0.99 coffee any day over DD.

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