This weekend, Burger King announced that it was negotiating to buy Canadian coffee-and-donut shop Tim Horton's. Tim Horton's says it wants to merge because of the " potential to leverage Burger King’s worldwide footprint ," while Burger King says it wants to merge so more Canadians can suffer from explosive diarrhea.
It's horrible coffee. It tastes bitter. I have given up on it and have tea if I HAVE to go to a Timmie's. MacDonald's has much better coffee. Most Tim Horton's fanatics (aka the population of Canada) don't notice how shitty the coffee is, because they get a double double- double cream, double sugar. Ugh.
They're going to feel mighty silly when the IRS buys Canada.
That guy defending them really needs to be photoshopped nude with a seven inch sammich up his ass.
I'm in favor of anything that brings poutine to America.
$16 an hour? Uh, no. <a href="http://www.glassdoor.com/Ho..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.glassdoor.com/Hourly-Pay/Tim-Hortons-H...">http://www.glassdoor.com/Ho...
Besides, their coffee sucks and the donuts are made off-site and are shipped in. Given the choice, I will go anywhere else than a Timmie&#039;s.
It&#039;s horrible coffee. It tastes bitter. I have given up on it and have tea if I HAVE to go to a Timmie&#039;s. MacDonald&#039;s has much better coffee. Most Tim Horton&#039;s fanatics (aka the population of Canada) don&#039;t notice how shitty the coffee is, because they get a double double- double cream, double sugar. Ugh.
Indeed. Macdonald&#039;s coffee has it beaten all to hell.
For the record, there is no poutine served at Tim Horton&#039;s.
Now there&#039;s a slogan I can get behind.
Well done, indeed.
WAY back when, BK was the place you could get a <i>grilled</i> chicken-like-substance sammich. At the time, this seemed like a good thing.
So, the trade secret ingredient in fracking fluid is pink slime? Aha! Chemtrails! Argle! *dies*
brilliant.
cheers.
Point in their favor, I suppose.
i would like to point out that the stratford tim hortons (the one on waterloo) is like a meth clinic in the early morning hours.
i hope 3g capital has considered this.
oh man, now i am longing for st-huberts.
I&#039;ll take Cumberland Farms 0.99 coffee any day over DD.