The revelations from George W. Bush's blockbuster graphic novel,Stuff I Did, continue to slam America when it is most vulnerable and butt-hurt. For example, the longest serving president of the 21st Century (really, so far!) says he would've never been our beloved national leader had he kept his fun drinking habit. Imagine that! Just
He might have been a good president, had he not listened to Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rice, Gonzalez, Wolfowitz, Brown, Ashcroft, Norton, Ridge, Card, or Bolton.
Can we add Texas contagion to the list? Until he nested in the Lone Star state, he was just a dumbshit lazy preppy from Yale with substance abuse habits and daddy issues. Texas turned him into an embodiment of reptilian thuggish malevolence.
Add to that: both former governors of large states, undistinguished students, parents of dissolute children, fitness enthusiasts, and aw-shucks terminal-g droppers.
The missing puzzle piece is Sarah's unreported substance abuse problem.
I'm gonna say Oxycontin. Definitely Oxycontin. And now that it's on the internet, it's got to be true. I read somewhere that Mrs. Johnston was her supplier, and that's what brought Levi and Bristol together. Oxycontin. With a lot of Metamucil to counteract the constipation.
He might have been a good president, had he not listened to Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rice, Gonzalez, Wolfowitz, Brown, Ashcroft, Norton, Ridge, Card, or Bolton.
"Wouldn't it be a shame to go to grave never having had a better beer than Lone Star? "
Oh the horror of your words.
Somehow I pictured an anvil or a piano but a coconut will do. But wouldn't it be great if it turned out to be a crate of pretzels?
Correction: HALF of the Supreme Court.
Sandra Day O'Connor, you Schwing Vote you, may you die a million anguished deaths, alone and frightened. It's your fault.
Can we add Texas contagion to the list? Until he nested in the Lone Star state, he was just a dumbshit lazy preppy from Yale with substance abuse habits and daddy issues. Texas turned him into an embodiment of reptilian thuggish malevolence.
Quit boozing AND have a father who was President as well.
nope can't do it.
bless you for watching.
thanks george.
because of your legacy i CAN'T quit drinking.
that was pretty breath-taking.
and frightening considering our political end-times.
Add to that: both former governors of large states, undistinguished students, parents of dissolute children, fitness enthusiasts, and aw-shucks terminal-g droppers.
The missing puzzle piece is Sarah's unreported substance abuse problem.
I'm gonna say Oxycontin. Definitely Oxycontin. And now that it's on the internet, it's got to be true. I read somewhere that Mrs. Johnston was her supplier, and that's what brought Levi and Bristol together. Oxycontin. With a lot of Metamucil to counteract the constipation.