Here's your BREAKING UPDATE on the Bush Twins' Argentine Adventure, featuring abandoned presidential daughters and possible assassination attempts: Barbara made headlines last week when she was robbed in a Buenos Aires restaurant; somebody apparently made off with her purse and cell phone. Secret Service agents claimed they "remotely erased" the mobile's memory, thus denying America the naked drunken Bush Twins photos we so desperately need in these dark times. (But there's no reason to believe the twins' Secret Service detail, as the agents didn't even notice the purse-snatching, because they were too busy being
Bush Twins Naked & Abandoned In Argentina
Bush Twins Naked & Abandoned In Argentina
Bush Twins Naked & Abandoned In Argentina
Here's your BREAKING UPDATE on the Bush Twins' Argentine Adventure, featuring abandoned presidential daughters and possible assassination attempts: Barbara made headlines last week when she was robbed in a Buenos Aires restaurant; somebody apparently made off with her purse and cell phone. Secret Service agents claimed they "remotely erased" the mobile's memory, thus denying America the naked drunken Bush Twins photos we so desperately need in these dark times. (But there's no reason to believe the twins' Secret Service detail, as the agents didn't even notice the purse-snatching, because they were too busy being