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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I know her name, but if I'd just put "Candace" people would've been all "are you talking about Phineas and Ferb's sister?"

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Yes, he did that.

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ValiumNation's avatar

Zombies are always in vogue.

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Bezoar's avatar

Thank you, that was great. I can't remember all that horrible shit at once, even though I know it all happened. It seems to have in some way eroded my cognitive faculties.

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Bezoar's avatar

What's most apparent here is the obsession churning within the people who are determined to find something awful here. What is the scene from Hamlet? (Poorly remembered) "Hey, doesn't that cloud look like a hamster?" "Why, yes, I believe it does!" "No, wait a minute, it looks more like a giraffe-" "Why yes, now that you mention it, it does look more like a giraffe!". Etc.

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chascates's avatar

Irish cartoons of about 100-150 years ago portray them as looking like pre Cro-Magnon humanoids: <a href="http:\/\/chnm.gmu.edu\/exploring\/images\/florance.jpg" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://chnm.gmu.edu/exploring/images/florance.jpg">http://chnm.gmu.edu/explori... <a href="http:\/\/www.latinamericanstudies.org\/ellis-island\/cartoon-2.jpg" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.latinamericanstudies.org/ellis-island/...">http://www.latinamericanstu...

As I'm Irish on my mother's side of the family I can state the prejudices involved with the stereotypes have a basis in fact.

Also: <a href="http://mig82.ucc.ie/stereot..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://mig82.ucc.ie/stereotypes/images/douglas20....">http://mig82.ucc.ie/stereot... Also.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

These conservative "journalists" suck more at busting people than Phineas and Ferb's sister.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

History's greatest monster!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You mean there's something Mitt has <u>not</u> flip-flopped on?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

There's no stop on the wingnut crazy dial ... they'll keep right on winding it 'till they blow a fuse or burst into flames.

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chascates's avatar

Urkel.

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chascates's avatar

I'm sure Michelle Obama's hatred for America began before Harvard Law. Probably from going to Communist Martyrs Preschool.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

♫ ...you can lose your mind ♫...when douchebags, are two of a kind!

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Bezoar's avatar

Ha! I got that, Patsy Duke show, mid '60s, right? See, I'm old but I can still uh, I can still... damn, where was I going with that?

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Bezoar's avatar

Why needlessly defame enemas? I propose 'colostomy bag'.

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