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Pere Ubu's avatar

Is "warbling" tit like with the motorboat thing, just further up the torso?

The Golden Hamster's avatar

I didn't get a warble out of that tit!

satch's avatar

And to think that they evolved from the mighty Titosaur ..

Menotsure's avatar

If you expect a jokey poem

From me you'll have to wait

You set one up quite nicely

But I will not take the bait

That bird is very lovely

I'm sure its song is sweet

But I am too respectful

To rhyme except with tweet.

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

Snicker... you typed tit.

I will NEVER grow up!!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Ah, here in the wild we see a crested tit-warbler In its preferred habitit. Like myself, the colorful little bird is a member of the itty bitty titty committee. And that’s the extent of my boob joke knowledge.

tehbaddr's avatar

That is a lovely tit.

Bupkus231's avatar

Perhaps not quite on topic, this week's "Oglaf":

Link: https://www.oglaf.com/

Definitely NSFW ( and I hope that link leads to the comic strip )

Pere Ubu's avatar

"Oglaf" "NSFW" is a redundancy

tehbaddr's avatar

"How to play a guitar and when not to."

Oh that is good!

The Wanderer's avatar

Led directly to it, and I check out his stuff every Sunday.

Bupkus231's avatar

Me, too - but sometimes I'm a bit too early - like this Sunday - and the new strip hadn't been posted yet

The Wanderer's avatar

I usually see it about 1300 Eastern Time (US).

NatalyaResists's avatar

Bryon Noem's favorite bird.

Pere Ubu's avatar

Other than blue-footed boobies?

John the Retired Mailman's avatar

Can't wait for the picture of the big gazongas bird

NatalyaResists's avatar

The word "gonzagas" makes me laugh every time. Thanks!

Martin Shobe's avatar

I'd have thought it would be boobies as they are larger

Andrea's avatar

There is a bird in the Galapagos where the male develops a huge very red breast. I will refer to it as Bryon from now on

Craig Nixon's avatar

Huh. In that case, I expected the tit-warbler to be a lot bigger...

The Wanderer's avatar

"Cor, TITS!"

kmblue187's avatar

It took me a white to figure out pretty tit was poking about pine needles. More coffee.

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

Colorful tit!

Mavenmaven's avatar

"it is spelt Raymond Luxury-Yacht, but it's pronounced crested-tit-warbler-Mangrove"

Al Bellenchia's avatar

Nice tit! (Someone had to…)

Cincinnatus's avatar

Via HuffPost: "In a deep dive on Stephen Miller’s ongoing role in the White House, The New York Times reported that the longtime Trump aide was continuing to advocate for hardline immigration restrictions. “He is pushing for new ways to squeeze the lives of undocumented immigrants and those with legal protections, such as making it harder to get public housing or other benefits, officials said. He has targeted those with refugee status, particularly Somalis, a group he has long derided,” The Times reported. Although Miller reduced his public appearances after federal agents killed two American citizens during protests in Minneapolis, Minn., he’s continued to actively oversee calls with immigration officials and appears to have maintained his standing with the president."

Sister Artemis's avatar

Speaking of birds (Martini just was), I highly recommend Cornell University's Merlin app for people like me who aren't avid bird watchers (though maybe it's good for them too?) but who just want to know who's making that pretty and/or annoying noise. Walk around with your phone, tell Merlin to listen whenever you want to identify a bird call, and it does the work, catching and identifying all the birds it hears. I've been able to learn who's talking this way.

It's interesting - there's a graph that shows sounds, and it will register things like loud footsteps and hammers banging in the background, but pulls out just the bird stuff.

https://merlin.allaboutbirds.org/

Frank Rogaczewski's avatar

Now that you mention it, we do need more puns in journalism. And to start with an Easter story on the day after? Miraculous!

Hello Marion's avatar

I need a comfort casserole that doesn't involve noodles (sob) because the missus is on a medically necessary infinitesimal-carb diet (sob) and I am so goddamn sick of zucchini and cauliflower. Maybe just a giant block of melted cheese?

Sister Artemis's avatar

It does involve cauliflower, but I sometimes make a nice comfort food casserole of cooked rice, lightly cooked cauliflower chopped up, whatever veggies seem good (onions definitely), a bunch of SHARP white cheddar (orange would work too), some cream cheese, and some gooey thing (sometimes cream of celery soup, sometimes a white sauce), and most importantly CURRY POWDER. A good one, hopefully, like Penzey's. Make sure there's plenty of pepper and garlic in there too.

But maybe rice is too carby? Not sure how that works.

Sherry's avatar

As an avid bird watcher I would love to see this little bird. It's time up where I live, to see the male Bullock's Orioles and Rufous hummers. Saw the most brilliant one yesterday, glowing orange in the sunlight.

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

It occurred to me this morning that Xi is just letting Russia and the US self destruct while he waits to pick up the pieces.

Pere Ubu's avatar

I'm sure there's SOMETHING in "The Art of War" along the lines of "when your opponent is being a moron, let him continue".

Sister Artemis's avatar

let them fight dot gif

kmblue187's avatar

Perhaps someone should shoot Trump with an elephant tranquilizer before the Tuesday deadline. Or maybe the military will finally refuse to obey an illegal order.

The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

Don't know about y'all but im stocking up on toilet paper.

Miss Grundy's avatar

Good morning, Wonketariat! Yesterday I got an email from the company that does my lawn mowing saying that they were starting today. I have no idea why since we will be experiencing more cold weather this week. Tomorrow, it will be down to the 30s during the day. Sure doesn't sound like you should be out there mowing the lawn.

Lexicon Devil's avatar

https://fox8.com/news/inside-the-push-to-abolish-property-taxes-in-ohio/

Fuck these are unserious people. But so are magat small government advocates, who will find out what living in a field is like soon enough. “Whars my meds?”

Resource NW's avatar

Oooh! I know! Prop 9! Or was it 13? Brownbeckistan is coming! Kill your schools! Because it worked so well in Kansas you should have it in Ohio! (Did Ohio State Teachers College beat up on K-State in March Madness, or something?)

Shallow state's avatar

"They also suggest that voters do not understand the relationship between levies and property tax when they go to the polls ... "

The voters are too stupid to understand levies. But we trust them to vote for a tax giveaway to the obscenely wealthy.

cmd Human Scum's avatar

DeSantis is pushing this. I don't get it. We already don't have state income tax. Also, too, we have a limit of 3% increase per year on homestead property.

Jenuit Fracking Crisco's avatar

They paved paradise and put up a data center

Looking forward to the fight over the great serpent mound which is right in the way of Grok's new Ohio Home. And of course the death of the Ohio River as they pump all that heated water right down into the tributaries.

Lexicon Devil's avatar

Also these tools can FUCK RIGHT OFF about saving seniors. And funding schools. Its about saving lex wexner and his gang a few bucks

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

NO! No, no, no, no, no! We were going to go see great serpent mound last fall, along with some other sites in southern Ohio, and then there was a government shutdown, so at least one of them was closed and we bailed on the idea. Mr. cc is an archeologist by training. He will be very upset by this news.

Noma Larkey's avatar

I think I'm gonna keep the TV tuned to Weather channel today to try to quell my anxiety as much as possible, and just pop over to M-snow at mid-day to check the headlines. Or maybe not.

LOU LOU's avatar

Seems self evident that the world’s biggest most powerful terrorist organization is the USA.

satch's avatar

The best armed, anyway...

Pere Ubu's avatar

Apparently it's all we can afford these days.

VaselineHabits's avatar

Am I the only one wondering if this is going to be a BIGGER embarrassment than Russia's "3 week war" with Ukraine?

Like sure we funneled plenty of money into these weapons, but man... we seem to also be kicking our own asses when actually trying to use these high priced weapons.

LOU LOU's avatar

…while Iran is using low cost drones. Considering Trump is an expert in bankruptcy this may be Putin’s plan to just let Trump do what he does best.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

NYT: Oil Seesaws After Trump’s Latest Threats on Iran

Jenuit Fracking Crisco's avatar

It's very telling, and not in a good way, that while our country is out bombing people, all we seem to care about is the cost of oil.

I mean.

What the actual fuck.

Pere Ubu's avatar

I would say, though, the average American has very little understanding of geopolitics, much less understanding of what other countries go through, but has GREAT attention for the cost of a gallon of gas. Appeal to the willfully ignorant, as it were. Perhaps if our media did a better job of showing the people in other countries as PEOPLE, it's be different. But I kid myself.

VaselineHabits's avatar

Please focus on the problem we made worse! Seems like an odd campaign strategy

Jenuit Fracking Crisco's avatar

I remember this, vaguely, during the first Iraq war, and most certainly during the long drawn out war on terror. That the press would always mention gas prices.

It seems a weird thing, to me, to be worried about when /you are out there killing and beiing killed.

Sort of like worried your paint is peeling when the house is on fire

Liz and Max the No. 1 Cat's avatar

Well, I just saw something unusual. I was opening my bedroom drapes and I see a couple of Amish men across the street. They were guiding someone trying to back a truck with a trailer behind it out of the driveway. I assume they're doing some work on her house. (A team of Amish men did my roof replacement a few years ago.) The unusual thing is one of the men was smoking a cigarette. I know there's that ritual where young Amish go wild before they settle down, but I didn't think they did that and also worked a job.

R. Riddle's avatar

This sounds like the opening of an episode of "Murder, She Wrote".

Meccalopolis's avatar

Amish did our roof. A friend used to pay them with weed.

M-X's avatar
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PBS just broadcast (i think, unless it was Ovation) an extremely disturbing doc on the Amish. They were near us and respected farmers in my childhood in Ohio, where I've returned, and man: I had no idea how bad the cases of CSA were. I'm stunned. A lot of court cases in recent years, and they're more frequent as the women speak out more.

Meccalopolis's avatar

In my experience, they're just like anyone else, some good, some bad. They do excellent work though.

M-X's avatar
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https://www.pbs.org/independentlens/documentaries/keep-quiet-and-forgive/

As I said, grew up with them & Mennonites, bought a lot of produce from them, still have regular interactions with them like the young local couple and an uncle of theirs (eggs, produce etc). I've always defended them to people across the country who don't know them at all. This has changed my perceptions.

M-X's avatar
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I figured this as well, but this information is far worse than I'd ever have thought. It's very very bad, Mecca.

Isolative, rigidly patriarchal, suppressed society: who'd ever guess?

Meccalopolis's avatar

Fundamentalism of all stripes is the enemy of the good in my book.