Ah, here in the wild we see a crested tit-warbler In its preferred habitit. Like myself, the colorful little bird is a member of the itty bitty titty committee. And that’s the extent of my boob joke knowledge.
The only reason that anyone actually wants Armageddon RIGHT NOW is because they still believe in the Rapture, which was Biblical fanfiction written in the 1830s.
They're SOOOOOO SURRRRRRE that they will be part of the secret elect whisked to Heaven immediately while the rest of humanity is stuck dealing with the apocalypse.
Personally, I'd rather not try to invite the apocalypse because it sounds unpleasant for everyone involved.
Coloradan here - it's terrifying right now. The only slight mitigation is that there's so little water, brush and grass aren't growing much, so maybe a little less fuel for fires. Beetle kill is going up in the mountains, though, so...
Downstream in Arizona and California it's going to be really rough. By July the Colorado water impoundment managers aren't going to have any dam water to release which means Lake Mead may drop to deadpool.
Yep. It's starting to feel a bit pre-apocalyptic out here. I'm a native and have spent all but three years of my life here, and I've never seen anything even close to this. 90 degrees in March was honestly kind of upsetting.
My soon to be former congresscritter Kevin Kiley declared the drought over a couple of months ago and demanded they release all the water to Central Valley farmers and ranchers.
He is quite ambitious, but hopefully the new district he got gerrymandered into shows him the door. Unfortunately for us left behind, we’re now stuffed into Tom McClintock’s district and I think he’s got the gig for as long as he wants it. He’s perfectly content being a rubber stamp for whatever fuckery the party demands he support.
HuffPost: "This year’s White House Easter Egg Roll showcases a return of corporate branding across the children’s events. According to a preview of the day’s activities, the White House is offering a “Bunny Hop Stage,” courtesy of YouTube, “Egg Coloring Activity,” courtesy of PAAS, “AI-Creation Station,” courtesy of Meta, “Cookie Decorating station,” courtesy of Signature Brands, and a “Coloring Road trip,” courtesy of Waymo, among other activities and corporations.
There's also a "Be Best Military Card Writing Station" and a "Be Best Ring Toss," both named after the first lady's "Be Best" public-awareness campaign.
It’s the second year that the historic event has undergone a corporatization under President Donald Trump, who launched Monday’s event by praising a Marine’s performance of the National Anthem as an opportunity to “make a lot of money.” Ethics experts last year dismissed the corporate sponsorships as blatant conflicts of interest, ones that never would have happened under prior presidents."
When it's often hard for Democrats to get their voice heard in Texas, I like the idea of a singing candidate performing at quinceañeras. That's an important event for Latino girls and could be more memorable than Grammy winning candidate signing for them.
Your hed gif info: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/the-crested-tit-warbler
And meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/07fb3f83-e416-4070-a57a-6559399f650f?utm_source=share
The Crested Tit-Warbler
I got nothing...
High-Attitude Tit Warblers is my new bowling team name.
Fun fact: They’re usually seen in pairs.
Is "warbling" tit like with the motorboat thing, just further up the torso?
I didn't get a warble out of that tit!
And to think that they evolved from the mighty Titosaur ..
If you expect a jokey poem
From me you'll have to wait
You set one up quite nicely
But I will not take the bait
That bird is very lovely
I'm sure its song is sweet
But I am too respectful
To rhyme except with tweet.
Snicker... you typed tit.
I will NEVER grow up!!
Ah, here in the wild we see a crested tit-warbler In its preferred habitit. Like myself, the colorful little bird is a member of the itty bitty titty committee. And that’s the extent of my boob joke knowledge.
That is a lovely tit.
Perhaps not quite on topic, this week's "Oglaf":
Link: https://www.oglaf.com/
Definitely NSFW ( and I hope that link leads to the comic strip )
"Oglaf" "NSFW" is a redundancy
"How to play a guitar and when not to."
Oh that is good!
“CATS” LOL
Led directly to it, and I check out his stuff every Sunday.
Me, too - but sometimes I'm a bit too early - like this Sunday - and the new strip hadn't been posted yet
I usually see it about 1300 Eastern Time (US).
Bryon Noem's favorite bird.
Other than blue-footed boobies?
Can't wait for the picture of the big gazongas bird
The word "gazongas" makes me laugh every time. Thanks!
From my friend's FA page: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/2532638/
Oh, I like that. Herman!
I'd have thought it would be boobies as they are larger
There is a bird in the Galapagos where the male develops a huge very red breast. I will refer to it as Bryon from now on
Huh. In that case, I expected the tit-warbler to be a lot bigger...
"Cor, TITS!"
Colorful tit!
"it is spelt Raymond Luxury-Yacht, but it's pronounced crested-tit-warbler-Mangrove"
Nice tit! (Someone had to…)
Le Monde is a fantastic source. When I signed up, they were running an incredible deal.
Stephen Goebbels - the Drumpf Whisperer.
Wher is the nearest CotFwtVoJC? I must worship
I want to worship a fox w the voice of Johnny Cash. Where's the nearest CotFwtVoJC located?
Has Miller ever been in a street fight?
I mean, I haven't either, but I don't spout the bullshit he does.
Anyway, first up against the wall, come the revolution...
i am living for this.
PENTACOSTAL PENTAGRAM would be a great band name
The only reason that anyone actually wants Armageddon RIGHT NOW is because they still believe in the Rapture, which was Biblical fanfiction written in the 1830s.
They're SOOOOOO SURRRRRRE that they will be part of the secret elect whisked to Heaven immediately while the rest of humanity is stuck dealing with the apocalypse.
Personally, I'd rather not try to invite the apocalypse because it sounds unpleasant for everyone involved.
Trump misspoke on the Allah thing
He really meant ‘Challah’
He wanted French Toast for breakfast
Well, damn. I guess if we’re gonna have Armageddon, I guess it’s time to embark on spring cleaning.
"Captain Sheridan, this is an emergency transmission. President Clark is dead.
He took his own life before we could arrest him. But he left a message on his desk.
Two words. "Scorched Earth."
Captain, I believe he's turned the defense grid toward Earth.
We can't override the systems here. If you don't stop them, they'll fire in 10 minutes."
- Babylon 5, Endgame (1997)
Of course global warming is a hoax.
https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/06/climate/colorado-drought-water-restrictions-denver-aurora
Same conditions here in Oregon. The western U.S. is drying out.
Coloradan here - it's terrifying right now. The only slight mitigation is that there's so little water, brush and grass aren't growing much, so maybe a little less fuel for fires. Beetle kill is going up in the mountains, though, so...
Downstream in Arizona and California it's going to be really rough. By July the Colorado water impoundment managers aren't going to have any dam water to release which means Lake Mead may drop to deadpool.
Yep. It's starting to feel a bit pre-apocalyptic out here. I'm a native and have spent all but three years of my life here, and I've never seen anything even close to this. 90 degrees in March was honestly kind of upsetting.
I know. It's 78° today. We don't usually see these temps until late May.
My soon to be former congresscritter Kevin Kiley declared the drought over a couple of months ago and demanded they release all the water to Central Valley farmers and ranchers.
I hate being right.
Especially on this😕. Kiley is pretty young but he should know better.
He is quite ambitious, but hopefully the new district he got gerrymandered into shows him the door. Unfortunately for us left behind, we’re now stuffed into Tom McClintock’s district and I think he’s got the gig for as long as he wants it. He’s perfectly content being a rubber stamp for whatever fuckery the party demands he support.
🙁
Well, actually, that mansplaining article was totally off base. Where did she get her facts?
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HuffPost: "This year’s White House Easter Egg Roll showcases a return of corporate branding across the children’s events. According to a preview of the day’s activities, the White House is offering a “Bunny Hop Stage,” courtesy of YouTube, “Egg Coloring Activity,” courtesy of PAAS, “AI-Creation Station,” courtesy of Meta, “Cookie Decorating station,” courtesy of Signature Brands, and a “Coloring Road trip,” courtesy of Waymo, among other activities and corporations.
There's also a "Be Best Military Card Writing Station" and a "Be Best Ring Toss," both named after the first lady's "Be Best" public-awareness campaign.
It’s the second year that the historic event has undergone a corporatization under President Donald Trump, who launched Monday’s event by praising a Marine’s performance of the National Anthem as an opportunity to “make a lot of money.” Ethics experts last year dismissed the corporate sponsorships as blatant conflicts of interest, ones that never would have happened under prior presidents."
When it's often hard for Democrats to get their voice heard in Texas, I like the idea of a singing candidate performing at quinceañeras. That's an important event for Latino girls and could be more memorable than Grammy winning candidate signing for them.
Vanquished. Isn't that what happened to Stephen Miller's hair?