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Corvid Opera's avatar

Don’t mess with the dinos! Love this birb; thank you, Martini!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

That is one badass birb.

Schmannity's avatar

Egret walk of shame.

Sgt JMK's avatar

That was kind of my thought - that's a wading birb who's had a rough night.

weejee's avatar

Nice. We don't get them here, but we do have herons.

BosGrl's avatar

We're doing a Mystery Science for 3rd grade that has some crazy pigeons:

https://substack.com/profile/647850-bosgrl/note/c-91210445

Corvid Opera's avatar

Ooh, fancy! Love ‘em. ❤️

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Me too. Ziggy needs to see this!

Menotsure's avatar

When it come to hair styles

He has the latest word

He lives his life with no (r)egrets

A punky fishing burred.

https://i0.wp.com/farm3.static.flickr.com/2173/2236163818_ac52297e4c.jpg

Whale Chowder's avatar

A fowl poem indeed. I shall beat you with my drumstick.

Shocktreatment's avatar

Sir Terry Pratchett had 𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 and 𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘙𝘢𝘵𝘴. So in this infinite multiverse, it's not too much of a stretch to suppose a 𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘌𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘴, or maybe a 𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘞𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘪𝘳𝘥𝘴...

Anyway, the p̶e̶r̶s̶o̶n̶i̶f̶i̶c̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘥ification of Death would look like that...

Also? I am 𝘯𝘰𝘵 a heron addict, I can take 'em or leave 'em...

SkeptiKC's avatar

Barnabus Egret.

Stroke1's avatar

''I just washed it and now I can't do a THING with it.''

Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Egret hair may start a new trend!

tehbaddr's avatar

Goth bird is Goth.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Give that bird a scythe and it could be the animal version of the grim reaper.

Bupkus231's avatar

"President Elon has stopped paying all the religious organizations that do (in this case) refugee resettlement. ..."

People are still talking about his hijacking of the federal financial payments system - we need an up-to-the-minute accounting on how he is already abusing the system for his own fucking "priorities".

Actually, no - Elon Musk, and all of his minions, need to be arrested and incarcerated immediately

Bupkus231's avatar

"You know they’re still trying with the SAVE Act, which would just disenfranchise millions of women who changed their names upon marriage? Nobody seems to give a single shit?"

Isn't keeping one's "maiden name" something that asshole Trads frown upon? Who knew their objections would lead to disenfranchisement?

Yeah, as it is, the SAVER Act would also fuck up more red staters than blue staters;

{ From the CAP link ]

"Overall, data shows that high rates of passport ownership are predominantly concentrated in blue states, while low rates of passport ownership are overwhelmingly concentrated in red states. This means that, under the SAVE Act, it would be disproportionately more difficult for American citizens in red states to present one of the primary forms of documentation required to register to vote—and they would be disproportionately disenfranchised if the bill became law."

fuflans's avatar

i don't understand what will happen to me with this SAVE thing and i am too lazy to look it up. to whit: i use both my maiden name and my ex's name (because HIS name was not already taken by SAG/AFTRA). as with many ladies i have a 3 name name and i honestly love it.

also, i don't really care because it's my fucking name.

GrannysKnitting's avatar

i love the penzey's editorial - spicy!

Kerry's avatar

Thanks for the Penzey’s info!

Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

Finally, Americans will flock to Mississippi for their great schools, after being held back for so many years by the Feds.

BigBoppa AKA Masto♾️Don's avatar

I’ve been meaning to order some, (and forgetting), Aleppo pepper for at least 2 weeks so I went to the Pezey’s site just now and ordered a 1/2 cup jar. And I added a 3/4 cup bag of Herbes de Procençe also, too. I can’t wait to do some baking with my free Mexican vanilla!

"M"'s avatar

You are going to love what the Herbes de Provence does for your roast chicken 🍗 and your seafood bisque

Biff52 vrag naroda's avatar

Have some Free Mexican Air Force to go along with the vanilla!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhjuKNOLSNM

Juleigh Hische's avatar

Do we need to RSVP for the meetups? SO EXCITED for the OC one!

RMKH's avatar

I'm cornfused. I thought the reactionaries liked it when women changed their names to match their nuptial Lord and Master?

Hello Marion's avatar

They love it (because it renders the ladies ineligible to vote).

Hippo Heaven's avatar

I want to ask a question about the Trump Administration ban on shipments from China?

Can anyone elaborate? I order a lot of stuff from Temu, and there is nothing on their website to indicate that service is interrupted?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

There wasn't a "ban on shipments," per se. Not that Donnie Dipshit ever gave it a nanosecond's thought, but all of a sudden a bazillion packages had to be opened, the contents priced, a tariff calculated, and the money collected from the addressee. Surprisingly, the USPS wasn't ready to do this on a day's notice.

Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

I wouldn't worry too much. Trump should fold shortly.

bnateAZBuckeye's avatar

folded like a napkin already per sources

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Has Faux Snooze reported on his flawless victory yet?

Hippo Heaven's avatar

Ooh, good to know, thank you!!

PRW's avatar

Villago Delenda Est, my friend for decades, passed away Monday night, a week shy of his 60th birthday.

Sgt JMK's avatar

I'm so, so sorry, PRW. I will miss him greatly. My condolences to you, and to his family and all his friends.

Catman's avatar

I met him at Robin's free pizza and beer event in Eugene--sorry to hear about his passing

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

*hugs*

I only knew him from his comments here, but he wss good people. Always smart, kind, and thoughtful. I'm so very sorry for your loss.

The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

Sorry to hear that. I only know him from Wonkette, but I enjoyed reading his comments. *hugs*

Ill-Advised's avatar

*sits quietly head bowed*

*whispers:*

I'm so sorry. Words fail me, although tears do not.

Left Coast Tom's avatar

I will definitely miss his discussions and his presence here. My condolences for your loss.

susanne's avatar

Thank you, PRW, for telling us. Village Delenda Est was a big presence here and will be very, very missed. I'm so sorry for your loss.

Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Oh what a blow, Villago was a sharp thinker and enriched the discussions here, I'm terribly sorry to hear of your loss. When a friend dies the heart is so filled with aching. Peace to you PRW, and to Villago's friends and family.

Shocktreatment's avatar

Very sorry for your loss and the community's...

Perceptive and funny, his participation in any thread was welcome

NatalyaResists's avatar

I'm very sorry for your loss. I enjoyed his comments very much.

SayItWithWookies's avatar

I'm shocked and so sorry -- I always enjoyed his humor and good nature. My deepest condolences.

Crip Dyke's avatar

I like to think we had a playful relationship commenting back and forth to each other. I will missed him. I'm very sorry for your loss and hope his memory remains a blessing to you for many years more.

President Rufus T. Superfly's avatar

I'm stunned and very sad. I always welcomed his posts.

"M"'s avatar

I'm so, so sorry for your loss 😢

It's our loss too

I was just commenting with him two days ago

I know you know this already, but he will be so, so missed

💔💔💔

😭😭😭

WeepingAngel~Radical Left Scum's avatar

I'm sorry sorry for your loss. I wish you and his family healing and comfort in your memories.

Goin Green's avatar

We found out we lost Walter and Villago in one day.

This is a horrible day.

My heart is completely broken right now.

RIP, dear friend... I loved every moment I had a chance to chat with you and I will miss your humor, wit, and knowledgeable thoughts on our shared passion of all things political.

RMKH's avatar

Before we go putting up statues to honor the NFL and their wokeness, know this: the NFL just decided to remove the End Racism message from the end zones of this weekends extravaganza. Right after a certain Pumpkinfuhrer decided he'd like to attend.

I have a severe character flaw in that I like to watch sportsball. Pathetic, I know. But I'm going to try not to watch the Stupor Bowl now. I found an Effbook message address for the No Fun League and expressed my objection.

irish379's avatar

stopped following football after i read"League of Denial". NFL "wokeness" and health and safety measures are nothing but window dressing. the average NFL player ends up crippled, financially,physically,and mentally

Stephanie Diamond's avatar

Oh my gosh I love Shakespeare's! If I still lived in San Diego I'd be there.

jltympanum's avatar

In response to a question about Elon acting beyond control, Donnie said:

“Elon can’t do and won’t do anything without OUR approval. WE’ll give him approval where appropriate and where not appropriate WE won’t.” [emphasis added].

Pay attention to the details, people. Trump is using the royal "we". He thinks he is the king.

Sister Artemis's avatar

Hey San Diego and Orange County Wonkers - if you lose track of where Trix put the deets (it's always tabs + maybe another post, like yesterday, but anyway) the Wonkmeet site has the events on the front page: wonkmeet.com