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It's what he's not doing that is killing us by the thousands.

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cuz he only sees $$$ and thinks everyone else does too.

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Ah, but to a conman, double-dipping is a good thing. Grifter like Trump isn't going to want to understand any possible other meaning. Screw the economy, how are his (imaginary) ratings?(This is all so fucking draining...)

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THe house my mother built on Tampa Bay for $32,000 in 1957 is now worth $2.7 million. Same house with added swimming pool. Of course she sold it ages ago.

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- Does Doocy even care what happens to them?

Uh. No.

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Whole system is corrupt G-Man ... wow what a shock it was when I found out!!! Rotten to the core ... Do-Over Time ...

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So, we all die? Even "technically"?? Because I would prefer to die in a non- "technical" manner, but I'll take it either way. Thanks so much for sharing your "death" wisdom.

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Or, for that matter, if someone is working from home, it doesn't necessarily matter that their home be local to everyone else's home. So even more, even cheaper outsourcing.

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Yeah, but Louis XVI didn't have QAnon.

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They're in the depths of the bunker believing that Nasdaq is Steiner about to launch the counter-attack

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Capitalism needs to die before it kills the lot of us.

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That would be the best bounce ever!

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"We didn't use a monkey's paw on the Trump campaign. No one wants this."

Ummm...how do I say this? I (a non religious person), spent most of last year praying that something, ANYTHING would come along to keep Trump from getting re-elected. Although I didn't want the economy to crash, or people to die, I wasn't very specific with my powerful prayers to the monkey paw.

Next time I'll be more specific, like "please, God, let Dotard get caught on a hot mic talking about how disgusting his cult members are, and how he loathes the hicks and morons who vote for him in the red states."

Note: this will probably only get 5% of his followers to stop worshipping him, but that could have been enough to help him not get re-elected. I wasn't trying to kill anyone!

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UBI UBI UBI UBI and medical care for all ... start there and things get good very quickly, exactly why Right Wing Para-Military Wannabees get all flushed up about it all ... they know exactly what is happening as far as consumer spending stimulus and how well it works, so of course try to squash it as that is what the Klan just does ...

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All you should care about is the mortality rate

That is really not true: America has a finite number of hospital beds, and for every death Covid causes it hospitalizes 19 more. If 170,000 deaths isn't enough to shake your complacency (and what kind of human being are you if it doesn't) then the fact that 3.4 million people have been hospitalized definitely should. Especially since, as a society, we all end up paying for those who get sick one way or the other.

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How about "have you paid for that porn star's abortion yet?"

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