Barack Obama is finally going to announce his sexy war decision everybody knows about: He will send 35,000 vampires and werewolves to Afghanistan, because there are no actual human U.S. troops to send anywhere. [ BBC ] Democrat presidents have been trying to pass national health care since FDR's time, and now it is very close, and everybody's insurance costs will either stay the same, get a little bit cheaper, or get a whole lot cheaper, depending. And millions of people without health care coverage will have insurance. What's not to hate? [
But There's No Danger, It's a Professional Career
But There's No Danger, It's a Professional…
But There's No Danger, It's a Professional Career
Barack Obama is finally going to announce his sexy war decision everybody knows about: He will send 35,000 vampires and werewolves to Afghanistan, because there are no actual human U.S. troops to send anywhere. [ BBC ] Democrat presidents have been trying to pass national health care since FDR's time, and now it is very close, and everybody's insurance costs will either stay the same, get a little bit cheaper, or get a whole lot cheaper, depending. And millions of people without health care coverage will have insurance. What's not to hate? [