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larry gassan's avatar

DeSantis’ children are vaccinated. So they may live, stepping over unimpeded by the corpses of their age cohorts.

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"Lu of Magalu", a Brazilian influencer with more than eight million followers, rakes in $34,320 per Instagram post, while "Lil' Miquela" hauls in $73,920. Yes, that's PER POST.

Nobody seems to care that both "women" are A.I.-generated fakes. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/03/style/ai-influencers-lil-miquela-mia-zelu.html?unlocked_article_code=1.jk8.nfR1._R0vN7u3T5Ps&smid=url-share

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Hey, you know where else turbine-driven generators are emitting "dangerous" radiation?

Fossil-fueled power plants, is where. And they're on land, with people around them. These shameless Trumpsucking "researchers" should look into that.

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"Who am I ... to tell you what you should put in your body?”

You're a fucking DOCTOR, you vapid imbecile!!!!!

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Who am I to tell you that you shouldn't have complete control of your body?

A person with a penis.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. I am so grateful that I never had children. What a world, what a world.

TakingAmes's avatar

Oh for goddamn FUCK’S sake. That’s all I’ve got.

Hank Napkin's avatar

None of this matters. As Dr. Rube PhD. of Southwest Dikogina made clear not so long ago "We're running out of wind."

Michael's avatar

That crack about trees causing pollution originally came from Reagan's Secretary of the Interior, James Watt. A real loser..

beb's avatar

Part of the reason the anti-vaccine crowd has become so loud is that for 70+ years vaccines have prevented serious outbreaks of most childhood diseases. They don't remember having measle, ssmallpox, polio, TB, etc. and so think they have gone away. They haven't

Maelen Moonsinger's avatar

My father had smallpox and saw half the people in his ward -- 25 out of 50 -- die from the flu in 1919, when he was recovering from wounds suffered at the end of the First World War. It really is five minutes in the past.

Hank Napkin's avatar

History is all of 5 minutes behind me. The future is all of 5 minutes ahead!

Wookiee Monster's avatar

β€œWho am I as a government or anyone else, who am I as a man standing here now, to tell you what you should put in your body?”

Isn’t that your job as state surgeon general to make these recommendations?

Maelen Moonsinger's avatar

He's the analog to Clarence Thomas, the dumbest black guy they could find appointed to give the finger to diversity.

Angryoldman's avatar

Too bad Hercshel Walker lost. He could take some of the heat off those two guys.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

A Florida-based acquaintance of mine refers to him as the Shaman.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I always call him LaDopa, and that's how I see his name spelled when written.

Hank Napkin's avatar

What a shame, man.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

So what recourse do the people behind the wind farms have? Can they take the regime to court and hope that Thomas and Alito won’t rule that wind power makes whales gay?

The G-7 Experience's avatar

Our Submarine Early Warnings come primarily by underwater listening devices and it would be easy to just string these near the wind farms...also we have hunter/killer subs following foreign subs all the time...read your Tom Clancy, MAGA.....

Zap's avatar

β€œWho am I as a government or anyone else, who am I as a man standing here now, to tell you what you should put in your body?” All drugs are legal in Florida!

Hank Napkin's avatar

🌬️ WINDMILLS ATTRACT HURRICANES! 🌬️

jeanine phaneuf's avatar

Current vaccine "policy" will accomplish the eugenics benefit of weeding the stupid, stupider and stupidest from our gene pool. Fewer idiotic future voters.

Lumpy Tapioca's avatar

I wish that they would get on with it,

and kill us fast like he wants.

"M"'s avatar

nononononononooooooo