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San Avi's avatar

I'm White and gonna file to see what I can get! I hope an in-person or videoconference interview is scheduled to watch how they handle my appearance, which is 1) middle-aged; 2) Xican; and 3) darkish brown. I'm curious as to what they do. Do they start twitching and show signs of a brain aneurysm? Do they launch into a Q&A of HOW I'm White? Do they, do they? LMAO

Revenant's avatar

But of course. If you didn't have the grit and initiative to get born into a well off and influential family then they feel they have a right to look down on you. You EARNED what you got, they were given theirs by right of being born into the preferred class. Aristocrats always disdain strivers.

Revenant's avatar

What's next? Reparations for the slaveholders' fortunes wiped out by their enslaved chattel being declared free? The states of the Confederacy held the preponderance of the US national wealth if you counted up the "market value" of all the people held in bondage, which helped embolden the states that seceded. Never mind the negligible manufacturing capacity and the sparse and rickety railroads and the dependence on the North and Europe to buy railroad engines and rails and steam engines for the riverboats, all of the modern infrastructure needed to support the South's agricultural economy. The world needed the cotton grown in the South with slave labor so the plantation owners thought they held the whip hand over the whole civilized world.

So can we expect an initiative from the Department of Education to make our public schools safe for bullies? How about suing the Native American tribes for the expenses incurred while stealing their land and confining them to the poorest and most worthless, wretched plots of land available? That was an expensive multi generational and national effort, chasing them out of the fertile lands they had occupied and crushing their resistance to robbery and genocide.

Anzu's avatar

Diversity hires for white men can actually go the opposite direction. One of Mr. Anzu's PhD committee members wrote his dissertation on Black teachers along the Underground Railroad- and was invited to a ton of interviews for universities, who were surprised when a white guy showed up. Obviously he got hired by the one Mr. Anzu attended.

And Mr. Anzu himself is a white guy in education. ANY male in education is generally given a slight edge since it's a female dominated career. Most of them end up going into educational leadership, though, since being the principal pays more than being a run of the mill teacher. It was a year in high school as a history teacher that made Mr. Anzu flee to the halls of an educational PhD program, since he quickly learned he prefers teaching older students and not freshman.

ShrillKitty's avatar

As a plaintiffs'-side employment lawyer, I can tell you that I am not seeing any great rush in my profession to bring aggrieved white guy discrimination claims.

Y'all better have a good paper trail, is all I'm saying.

Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

To all the average white guys, no offense, but I spent 42 years watching mediocre (or worse) get the promotions and good jobs. Pity the poor white guy who lost a job to a more qualified woman or POC>? Not a chance.

Rad's avatar

When I see one of those "blue line" bumper stickers, I just mutter; "Tell me you're a Trumper without telling me you're a Trumper."

ShrillKitty's avatar

This is why you should always carry colored markers. If you find one of these DIY Pride flags that someone hasn't finished coloring in, be a helper!

Regret's avatar

Oh hey, if they want to give white male candidates a fair chance, maybe we need to make anonymized application processing a thing where the candidates are only judged on their academic and professional merits and not their photo or name. You can't give the job to Habibi the trans gay muslim "man" with pink hair peaking out from under her hijab if you can't see the photo or see the name.

Jen Lacks a Domesticated Bone's avatar

suddenly 20x more women would be hired

Regret's avatar

Yep, and people with ethnic names, or natural hairstyles. But hey, if we're entirely wrong about how the world works and this actually leads to more white men being hired, then I would still consider this a good idea. I hate any kind of discrimination. I personally don't think white men are being oppressed, but fair tools would help anyone who is actually being oppressed so if they're right then this would work.

Of course if they're only pretending then they're stuck: Do they admit that they were lying or do they keep up the act and make life worse for white men? Either way, we win. Sun Tzu would be proud.

(((What Fresh Hell Is This)))'s avatar

The point of DEI, in this maladministration, is to support and promote the most mediocre of white men.

Lemonhead's avatar

This white man fucking hates these fucking people.

Melissa Hodgkins's avatar

In the best clearcutting fashion, MAGA politicos have stuck it to all races and creeds at this point. Not sure why white, non-wealthy MAGA folks don't see that they are expendable culture war cannon fodder. The right only has to spend a fraction of the money on direct media manipulation if cultists spread ther agit prop for free while they vote to be perpetual peons & marks. Somehow, this is all real.😞

Zyxomma's avatar

Please see Stacey Abrams interviewing Kamala Harris on Ms. Abrams's podcast, Assembly Required. M posted a link to it earlier.

Thixotropickle's avatar

None of this stops until enough white people tell the other white people to knock this shit off

Wookiee Monster's avatar

The underlying assumption in this is that life is a zero sum game. That the only way for a minority to get ahead is by taking something away from white males. It’s the complete opposite of the “rising tide lifts all boats” argument they make for giving tax cuts for the wealthy.

Underdawg23's avatar

The Southeastern Conference football programs are exempt from anti DEI initiatives I presume.

Sherry's avatar

Black peoples STILL haven’t gotten reparations. People howled about screaming no fair. Why? We didn’t enslave them. But yeah. NOW they can manage reparations for poor wypipo who got passed over because a Black person had a better resume and education. So unfair. Please pity the poor white man who feel entitled to ALL the privileges and doesn’t get them.

kmblue187's avatar

Women want reparations too.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

And carrying a briefcase.