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Hank Napkin's avatar

"Tod" German for Dead. "Blanche" almost French for "White" ( or to briefly dip in boiling water.) Wake Up Sheeple!!!!

Stephen St John's avatar

When you're a total sleaze the Republican party is the place for you.

Bupkus231's avatar

Brava, Marcie, Brava!

Hank Napkin's avatar

...while Trump plays 12-Dimensional Solitaire

T L Mills's avatar

I would have called it: Narcissist Trump plays Calvinball Solitaire, where there are no rules, state of play changes without warning, he cheats and always declares himself the winner, regardless.

eo's avatar

... and cheats.

BigBoppa AKA Masto♾️Don's avatar

When I was in 3rd grade, my big brother was tasked with watching me for a summer afternoon. He wasn’t happy with that because he’d planned to go to the movies with his girlfriend. So he dragged me along to the neighborhood cinema with plenty of warnings not to tell the parents, plunked me down in a seat in the middle of the theater and told me to stay there until he came back to get me before heading up to the balcony. Being an obedient boy, I did as I was told. The movie was ”Whatever Happened to Baby Jane”, and Bette Davis freaked me out so thoroughly that when he finally came to collect me after the show he found me laying on my seat in the fetal position. I never did rat him out. But I never let him take me to another movie either.

Stephen St John's avatar

Funny thing, I just watched Jezebel, with Bette Davis, yesterday. Apparently she was very good at playing very nasty people.

Martha Howell's avatar

She should not pardon him, in this or any other timeline.

Sherry's avatar

One day, I firmly hope, The Hague comes a knocking’. Please Karma. You’ve done Gnome, Bondi, please do us another solid.

Going to the besties for an Easter dinner with all her family. She’s been in and out of the hospital due to her cervical cancer so everyone is bringing something. I volunteered a lemon pound cake. She didn’t know if there would be any veggies other than potatoes. I finally came up with a bean salad. Tested dressing to see which would best: Vinaigrette or lemon tahini. Also tested with collard flowers as the collards are bolting. They are very good but figured that they would probably not be willing to eat it.

Off to make the dressing and the cake glaze.

Rags's avatar

Lemon pound cake! A meme for dessert!

VaselineHabits's avatar

I won't say anything is resolved until they're ALL charged.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. The only name I ever want to hear That Thing in the Offal Office and all his minions called is the prisoner in the dock, at The Hague. Blanche fits right in.

Pub Option's avatar

Will Blanche blanch when a judge throws out one of his filings?

lower case's avatar

It was my understanding that when republican Jesus wrote the US Constitution he said that child rape was illegal if the Dow dropped below 50k, so shouldn't a certain orange con man be in prison now?

Kateorite's avatar

"President Kamala Harris" sobwailgrrrrsobwaaah

Mandorlind's avatar

My spouse once bragged to the neighbors that our blender had more horsepower than our lawnmower. That's about when Spouse declared Official Blended Margarita Maker for the neighborhood.

Pub Option's avatar

My mower is an 18 inch cut model, because a standard 21 inch woudn't easily fit through my side gate.

G-7 in Space's avatar

This is a 14" er...

Sherry's avatar

Dollars to donuts I’d mow that cord.

G-7 in Space's avatar

Practice with the vacuum helps here...

Enter Ranting's avatar

I have a robot vacuum that I named Hazel.

G-7 in Space's avatar

Good name- I should name the mower...help Wonks- what is a good tiny mower name?

G-7 in Space's avatar

Greatest Of All Time? We'll see....

G-7 in Space's avatar

"Here I come to mow the Lawn!"

You know that Mighty Mite is on the way!

Clammed Can Monster's avatar

It’s a hot wheels.

HarryButtle, degenerate artist's avatar

I thought I was gonna see a pic of a goat. [frowns]

G-7 in Space's avatar

Goat is much more expensive- can't afford one .

Parakeetist's avatar

That is so cute! Is it electric? :) :)

G-7 in Space's avatar

Yes! No toxic gas or oil to mess with...I got a plug in one because it is cheaper and more powerful than some of the battery powered ones.

Parakeetist's avatar

That is so neat. :) I like mowing the lawn.

G-7 in Space's avatar

C'mon over, I'm doing the front yard later today!

NatalyaResists's avatar

It's so green there!

G-7 in Space's avatar

It was a perfect 70 degrees and severe clear skies.

GiggleSnort's avatar

"There isn’t a single man or woman with a gun, federal agent, still in that organization that had anything to do with the prosecution of President Trump." You know, this is not something to brag about, not if you still want to be called the Department of Justice.

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

(a wild new post appears....)

Nelsonsdad's avatar

"Something's beginning to stink in here, and it ain't the cooking!"

PrimerGray's avatar

Bette Davis, legend.

Betty Davis, also legend. Warning, prepare yourself to be funkified, hard.

https://youtu.be/CLDrUdAKNBI?si=M253l-zH9NFuuEoV

G-7 in Space's avatar

Those boots must be AI!