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Kirsty Gnome #squatting's avatar

Anyone who can get Trump convicted on 34 counts has my vote.

Jen Is Silly's avatar

Imagine the fucking fit the press would throw if Biden "cleaned house" of all Trump loyalists and bragged about it.

Tessie's avatar

"Oh Pam Bondi! She lied her shellacked face off for Trump, and did her very best to cover up those Epstein files in which he’s credibly accused of child rape."

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And still got thrown under the bus. Loyalty only goes one way with these chuds.

Ryp's avatar

Considering the number of people who went to Ivy League schools, worked at white shoe law firms, elite financial institutions or otherwise had an impressive enough background that you’d expect some competency from them, even if they were doing the wrong thing, yet seem third rate bumblers in the service of Trump, one has to conclude that prolonged proximity to him causes brain damage.

jltympanum's avatar

Where does DFT get the magical power to take apparently decent people and turn them into MAGA zombies?

Michael's avatar

Meanwhile Trump is trying to make a religious war out of it.

"Remember when I gave Iran ten days to MAKE A DEAL or OPEN UP THE HORMUZ STRAIT,” Trump wrote. “Time is running out – 48 hours before all Hell will reign down on them. Glory be to GOD!”

Tessie's avatar

*rain

"Reign" is what he thinks he's doing.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Every atheist soldier should submit paperwork to opt out of participating in this war because they don't have a dog in this fight.

Hank Napkin's avatar

"Tod" German for Dead. "Blanche" almost French for "White" ( or to briefly dip in boiling water.) Wake Up Sheeple!!!!

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

White people must be dead?! Is THAT the message?!

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

There's no jerbs to come for, and they have to come for something.

All they got left is their bones.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Being dipped into boiling water? I cannot answer, being as I am a slumbering sheeple.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

"Well dip me in boiling water and call me Blanche!"

Hank Napkin's avatar

Title of the sequel to ‘The Glass Menagerie’? A play by Tennessee Ernie Ford?

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Being an immigrant my mom would mostly complain about not getting “the right cut of pork in dese country”. O! how we’d laugh!

Stephen St John's avatar

When you're a total sleaze the Republican party is the place for you.

Bupkus231's avatar

Brava, Marcie, Brava!

Hank Napkin's avatar

...while Trump plays 12-Dimensional Solitaire

T L Mills's avatar

I would have called it: Narcissist Trump plays Calvinball Solitaire, where there are no rules, state of play changes without warning, he cheats and always declares himself the winner, regardless.

Hank Napkin's avatar

12-D Calvinball Solitaire?

T L Mills's avatar

🤣😂🤣😂👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

eo's avatar

... and cheats.

Hank Napkin's avatar

...himself, out of a fair game of 12-D Calvinball Solitaire!!!

BigBoppa AKA Masto♾️Don's avatar

When I was in 3rd grade, my big brother was tasked with watching me for a summer afternoon. He wasn’t happy with that because he’d planned to go to the movies with his girlfriend. So he dragged me along to the neighborhood cinema with plenty of warnings not to tell the parents, plunked me down in a seat in the middle of the theater and told me to stay there until he came back to get me before heading up to the balcony. Being an obedient boy, I did as I was told. The movie was ”Whatever Happened to Baby Jane”, and Bette Davis freaked me out so thoroughly that when he finally came to collect me after the show he found me laying on my seat in the fetal position. I never did rat him out. But I never let him take me to another movie either.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The first time I saw Baby Jane was on videotape with a bunch of gay guys who treated it like Rocky Horror. They hooted and hollered, and I was aghast.

The second time around, I got it.

Stephen St John's avatar

Funny thing, I just watched Jezebel, with Bette Davis, yesterday. Apparently she was very good at playing very nasty people.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

In "Pocketful of Miracles," she plays Apple Annie, an old lady who sells apples on the street in Manhattan during the Roaring Twenties and has a serious problem with gin.

Not a glamour role, but she acted the hell out of it.

Martha Howell's avatar

She should not pardon him, in this or any other timeline.

Sherry's avatar

One day, I firmly hope, The Hague comes a knocking’. Please Karma. You’ve done Gnome, Bondi, please do us another solid.

Going to the besties for an Easter dinner with all her family. She’s been in and out of the hospital due to her cervical cancer so everyone is bringing something. I volunteered a lemon pound cake. She didn’t know if there would be any veggies other than potatoes. I finally came up with a bean salad. Tested dressing to see which would best: Vinaigrette or lemon tahini. Also tested with collard flowers as the collards are bolting. They are very good but figured that they would probably not be willing to eat it.

Off to make the dressing and the cake glaze.

Rags's avatar

Lemon pound cake! A meme for dessert!

VaselineHabits's avatar

I won't say anything is resolved until they're ALL charged.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. The only name I ever want to hear That Thing in the Offal Office and all his minions called is the prisoner in the dock, at The Hague. Blanche fits right in.

Pub Option's avatar

Will Blanche blanch when a judge throws out one of his filings?

lower case's avatar

It was my understanding that when republican Jesus wrote the US Constitution he said that child rape was illegal if the Dow dropped below 50k, so shouldn't a certain orange con man be in prison now?