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kev's avatar

as a point of clarification, there's no such thing as too much pussy. happy to clear that up for everyone.

JackLinks's avatar

I'd be interested in knowing what the reason is for hating "The Young Turks?"

HooverVilles's avatar

That's a great idea! How is that done?

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Depends on your phone, but they all give you the option to save a number that's dialed you. Save it, "name" the caller Junky McJunkface, and you're all set. You can assign more numbers to Junky as other scammers and peddlers call in.

HooverVilles's avatar

Thanks oh font of much knowledge!>^o.o^<

Wonky Magoo's avatar

Cenk Uygur's denial of the Armenian genocide.

bardgal's avatar

"They are worse than anything Trump may have said.” ....even though it's footage of Trump actually saying those things.

How do these people find their way out of bed in the morning, and manage to stay alive?

theblackdog's avatar

Would be cool if those signs did start appearing around the Naval Observatory after Jan 20.

Doug Langley's avatar

Clearly you don't follow the adventures of John Cole, grumpy old man who owns cats and dogs:

https://www.balloon-juice.c...

Paperless Tiger's avatar

I think they shot the messenger. Put that in the autopsy, Democrats. Never let an asshole speak for himself.

HazooToo's avatar

Are you seriously fucking KIDDING ME?!

Carpeperdiem's avatar

"It was early in the day when I heard the word "pussy", and all throughout the day cold think about..."Welcome to my world.

Dave Babler's avatar

Sigh. People hear the words from the man's mouth yet still say the commercials are worse than the words HE SAID WHICH THEY ARE QUOTING!

This is why first and last names should be published on all complaints at al government agencies.

Carpeperdiem's avatar

Becausethe Sheriff don't like itTrump jokes at a barTrump jokes at a bar

xy's avatar

"Pussy for lunch, pussy for afternoon snack, pussy while β€œ60 Minutes” was on"

when pussy's on a bagel, you can have pussy anytime.