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Texas, man.

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Whereas I merely refer to Ronnie Soak.

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4X100GHAZI !!!!!!!4!!!x!!!1!!!00!!!))))

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Okay, this has gone sideways for me. I played basketball in HS, and later in rec leagues, and that team sport provided me the closest approximation to telepathy I will ever experience. I also ran cross-country and 440/880 in HS, and that did not provide anywhere near the same sense of participation in a common effort.

As far as I recall, no one on any of the teams I was associated with ever tried to make anyone's life a living hell. I'm a big fan of team sports for kids -- aside from the telepathy, they teach understanding of your own strengths and weaknesses.

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Wait. You're expecting them to pay attention to Jesus's actual words and actions?

Hahahahahahahaha.

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And dropkick them though the uprights of life.

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Well, maybe in Alabama now, but the original "stones" are, ya know, metaphors?

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Double-edged sword.

Internet bullshit reaches millions more than those poorly xeroxed faxes...

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Let's just feed some fucking Christians to some fucking lions and give them something to cry about.

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Buncha god dammed milk babies.

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Brings to mind my <a href="http:\/\/xkcd.com\/992\/" target="_blank"> favorite mnemonic</a> for remembering the names of the planets: Mary's "Virgin" Excuse Made Joseph Suspect Upstairs Neighbor

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The guy is pointing to God, obviously.

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And you know who <i>else</i> had to be denounced three times?

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Which would be awesome.

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And it looks like he had a longer career than Tebow.

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Growing some fine cabbages.

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