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No, but you may fantasize about a Rod Serling style ironic fantasy punishment for any of the signers, preferably involving time travel or even a temporal loop.

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I assume you don't feel any pride, either, in the glorious accomplishments of your Southern ancestors in the fields of . . . wait . . . there's got to be something . . .

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Blacks didn't steal the white religion. They just picked it out the garbage dump.

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"You never take me out for ice cream anymore," Zina complained recently. I observed that we had been out for ice cream the day before, on her birthday. "I know," she said, "I wasn't talking about that."

I won't even tell you where I got that, because you really don't want to know.

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Because (for them that is) that flag (and the war to which it was created for) means 'States Rights'.

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Way to make a good thing into a fvcked up one, South Carolina.

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Yeah. When I was a kid -- long time ago -- I went to summer camp for a few years in North Carolina. The campers and counselors were mostly from New York, but one year they hired a young local guy as a counselor. The kids loved him, me included. He was a good guy, and lots of fun.

At the end of the summer he gave each of us a Confederate flag. I took mine home and tacked it to the wall of my bedroom. A personal memento, as I saw it.

When my father saw it, he took it down and threw it away. I was furious -- not political, I insisted, but personal.

I grew up and saw he was right.

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Maybe eric got that.

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Lots to take pride in, and none of it requires Confederate emblems.

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It means they can pretend they won, and the history of slavery is erased, so no need to think about that dark past, or any of those awkward details.

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Johnny Yuma was a rebelHe roamed through the westJohnny Yuma, the rebelHe wandered alone.

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Well put, Doktor Zoom.

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I believe the white jesus religion was force fed to the blacks and even as a teenager I wondered why the black folks still embraced this load of crap. later on I didn't understand why they embraced the other pile of shit that came from brown people who wandered in the desert and treated women like they were camel shit.

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when HULU first came into being I watched a few episodes of TZ. I had to remind myself, when this show was new I was but a youngling and lived for sci-fi. behind the SCARY DOOR on Futurama was better than anything Rod ever gave us. plus he smoked too much. so it goes.

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as a native born southern boy, I have always preferred yankee mush. without the side order of treason.

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So where's the shame?

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