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Interesting it hasn't occurred to any of them that perhaps the Devil has tempted them into running for office by exploiting their sin of pride...

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"God talks to me; the other guys are just hearing voices in their heads."You get this answer eight times, average the results, and discard the outlyers.*

(*Not to be confused with outright liars.)

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It is said that Morihei Ueshiba, the founder of Aikido, called his 36 top disciples individually to his death bed and told every one of them "only YOU really understand Aikido, you are my true heir". So it may be something like that. Tl:dr; FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

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Flying the flag once a month at below half staff! Is that what the wingnut kids are calling it these days? No wonder their wimmin look so happy.

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I thought that the wizards were hung. The witches were mostly hanged. I personally prefer the Giles Corey experience: "More weight!"

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I send my husband texts saying "Buy Cat Fud." As far as I am concerned, that is how it is spelled.

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Which we know isn't true because (obviously!) the Devil is too busy getting gay married.

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I really and truly despise performance art. And this "Studies in Psychopathy" skit that the GOP has been trying out for the past few decades is no exception.

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You are not seeking to be the leader of the free world. Or are you?

BTW, I've got a couple degrees that have nothing to do with the way I made a living (aviation).

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You are not seeking to be the leader of the free world. Or are you?

Kneel before Zod! <cough>

Ahem. I have no plans on ruling the world.

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Stupid people elect other stupid people to represent them. They'd be better off electing smart people, but Conservatives have been brainwashed into desiring ignorance and delusion.

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The one that breaks my heart is this gentleman--husband, father, veteran, acted in self defense. No one died, and he's still serving 25 to life because of mandatory minimum sentencing, while George fucking Zimmerman is free to to horrible things until someone else dies.

https://www.change.org/p/co...

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No, the objective wasn't to exclude the gop candidates.

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He probably smells okay.

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Neither can the Koch brothers.

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*hums 'A Wizard's Staff Has A Knob On The End'*

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