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Gayer Than Thou's avatar

The Six Million Dollar Man was actually the first man I was conscious of having "feelings" for.

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H0mer0's avatar

Parker Stevenson was, uh, exquisite!

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Shananigan's avatar

I'll be take your word for it.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

and use FreeBSD next time.

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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

You're Kajagoogoo. Now you don't have to take the quiz...

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Rickyphoo's avatar

No, I want it released and played over and over in every form of media because I what to see that sack of shit in the WH humiliated along with all his supporters, (full disclosure, some of my own family) and enablers in the fucking GOP..

I'm just vindictive that way.

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susan_g's avatar

British intelligence (M16) did their own investigation and found the mattress, tookphotos and a sample of the urine. “Obama Sucks” was written on the mattresswith pee, which testing revealed was Trump’s but the handwriting was Ivanka’s.

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

All goats were over age of consent and signed the ICF.

Custodian of RecordElmer PohickHicksville, NY 02135

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

..pretty sure I need some of those chihuahua gifs.

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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

However, methinks you're not too shy...

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Mr. White's avatar

I can already see the reaction. "It's CGI created by the DEEP STATE!!!" Those derps will just double down on the crazy, just like every other time they're presented with damning evidence.

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Gayer Than Thou's avatar

Hush hush.

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Steve-o's avatar

Bobby needs to bide his time, if there is no blue wave it will all be for naught. If there is a blue wave, the evidence must be concrete.

There is no embarrassing that man.

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Zippy49's avatar

Thanks for that, I love Tom Lehrer!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Chihuahua GIFs? Okay, then.

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