Remember that wild and crazy guy, Matt McLaughlin, the secret agent lawyer guy who filed a California initiative called the Sodomite Suppression Act? In case you've smoked too many drugs lately and don't recall, this is the initiative that calls for the expulsion and elimination of all California gay queer sodomites by various means, up to and including "bullets to the head," or whatever else is handy. Did they actually track him down? No, of course not, he's got no online presence and seems to be an invisible human.
The worst part about wastes of perfectly good carbon molecules like McLaughlin is that he'll wind up moving the middle. "We're not talking about killing the gheys, we just want to give them their own section of the city. Like Greenwich Village. Something something religious persecution something" turns into the moderate Republican line, while "We can't forcibly control where they gheys live, that's not right! How about we compromise and just not give them any civil liberties?" becomes the pragmatist Democrat line.
I have it on good authority (third cousin of my barber's ex-husband) that Andy Kaufman is, in fact, alive and working as a boxboy at a Kroger in Kalamazoo, MI, along with Elvis and Michael Jackson.
“bullets to the head,” or whatever else is handy
I call dibs on cotton balls to the head.
The worst part about wastes of perfectly good carbon molecules like McLaughlin is that he'll wind up moving the middle. "We're not talking about killing the gheys, we just want to give them their own section of the city. Like Greenwich Village. Something something religious persecution something" turns into the moderate Republican line, while "We can't forcibly control where they gheys live, that's not right! How about we compromise and just not give them any civil liberties?" becomes the pragmatist Democrat line.
I smell a lawsuit....
His next proposition will be from a few verses down the rabbit hole of Leviticus and call for reeducation camps for people who eat at Red Lobster.
Didn't he make a record with Miles Davis?
Ice creams and blow jobs to the mouth!
I call for a bill to compel all LGBT people to open carry an Uzi machine gun when in public. Let's see who signs that petition...
Dammit, that's the lawyer I wanted.
WHAT!? That's absurd!
M14s or GTFO
I have it on good authority (third cousin of my barber's ex-husband) that Andy Kaufman is, in fact, alive and working as a boxboy at a Kroger in Kalamazoo, MI, along with Elvis and Michael Jackson.
With the Mahavishnu Orchestra?
Well, his dues to the CA Bar come from somewhere (if he's a member in good standing.)
Check statewide property records, court records, etc. and you will eventually find him.
Who do you think it was who broke his heart and motivated him to write that execrable bit of shite?
Nobody. It's nearly impossible to accessorise an Uzi.
Amen!
...quick, someone setup a GayFuckMe for this ass pimple!!!!FIFY