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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

To be fair, there aren't that many famous scientists. Steven Hawking, Bill Nye ... um, um ... Professor Zarkov?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Then teach them to fly, but not land, airplanes.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I thought it meant they were Catholic ...

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

There's a good opening here for Costco's Law College.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Still more prestigious than any colleges from which Tundra Grift Palin ever graduated.

Vienna Woods's avatar

No im-pediments to entry!

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

We supposed to take their money AND teach them? Now you tell us!

Lefty Mark's avatar

I hear that it's a real Temple of Learning.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Bah! Who needs a college degree anyway? I received my Chem education working alongside a senior chemist at a state-of-the-art lab in Albuquerque, NM...

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...I would expect nothing less from an Attorney General named after a 90's WWF wrestler!

PubOption's avatar

It worked for Ron Hubbard when he ran into tax problems.

PubOption's avatar

What about University of Phoenix, or ITT Technical Institute?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>That’s BILLION. With a “B.”</i>

Sorry. Could you clarify? I got my PhD in Word Understanding from Corinthian College after undergraduating from Trump <strike>University</strike> Institute.

Ikimizi's avatar

Even the frat parties sucked.