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To be fair, there aren't that many famous scientists. Steven Hawking, Bill Nye ... um, um ... Professor Zarkov?

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What a snob!

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Then teach them to fly, but not land, airplanes.

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I thought it meant they were Catholic ...

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There's a good opening here for Costco's Law College.

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Still more prestigious than any colleges from which Tundra Grift Palin ever graduated.

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No im-pediments to entry!

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We supposed to take their money AND teach them? Now you tell us!

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I hear that it's a real Temple of Learning.

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Not now, Tattoo!

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Bah! Who needs a college degree anyway? I received my Chem education working alongside a senior chemist at a state-of-the-art lab in Albuquerque, NM...

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...I would expect nothing less from an Attorney General named after a 90's WWF wrestler!

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It worked for Ron Hubbard when he ran into tax problems.

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What about University of Phoenix, or ITT Technical Institute?

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<i>That’s BILLION. With a “B.”</i>

Sorry. Could you clarify? I got my PhD in Word Understanding from Corinthian College after undergraduating from Trump <strike>University</strike> Institute.

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Even the frat parties sucked.

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