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Something I learned the hard way: Just when you really, really need it the most, the damned stove won't work!

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And the oil will stay right here in the USA, and not be sold for the going rate on the global market, because Exxon-Mobil is just so patriotic and everything.

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Nothing will improve US energy costs like a pipeline taking Canadian oil to Gulf ports for export. Do Republicans assume that midwesterners will just tap into the pipe, like people do in Nigeria? Because <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/List_of_pipeline_accidents#Nigeria" target="_blank">that works out really well.</a>

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But oil companies and their executives will profit. Ergo, GOP support.

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If the oil companies drill here, there will no production costs or profits taken, so who knows how low the price will go.

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I'm confused . . .is it that the writers are afflicted by having vaginas or that their vaginas are afflicted?

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But after that all he has to do is rant at the foreigners.

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You're marvelous you are!

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yeah but we all get to vote four or five times. you can't put a price on that.

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while i have a total girl crush on every one of you ladies, i think we might should change this to the 'LA gossip'. i mean, boehner's thrown back three cocktails by the time you all get out of bed - and that's if you're up early.

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But regulation is <i>bad.</i> I kept hearing that - except during the debate...

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Well, my mailbox is a little over a mile away, so , yeah, sometimes.

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Can’t we just harpoon a few whales and squeeze some oil out of them? Where does Limbaugh live anyway?

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Paying $7.1/gal here in Latvia dawg! And there ain't no sunshine. Plus the surfing sucks.

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Halogen LIBEL!

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Something with a fence shocker, no doubt.

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