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marydn's avatar

Butters can also commit mass murder when he tap dances. Don't tell me he isn't Satan's minion.

sarafina's avatar

So it's kind of an unconventional answer that I honestly get mocked for, by you know, by the other side of this war.

The incivility!!!!

sarafina's avatar

It's an autonomic function, like a heart beating.

Alpaca suitcase's avatar

And then he goes into the closet – which is where I had been when I was praying

Well, some people's closets do kinda look like altars. But I don't think it's Jesus they are worshiping.

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Tosca's avatar

So a woman with *literal* delusions and paranoia is running for high political office. Cool, cool.

GrannysKnitting's avatar

as if you'd have a closet like that and then drop your designer (prolly expensive) bag and shoes there

tegrat's avatar

she could also possible just be running a grift, TFG kind of bounces between those two universes as well

thixotropic jerk's avatar

Slight transcription error: it was a "s c roll" a shrimp & cheese roll which undoubtedly the kid ate because his mother is prolly starving him for jebus.

thixotropic jerk's avatar

Worst "crazy scary 'xtian' white lady misinterpretation of Dr. King's 'I Had A Dream' speech ever!"

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

To make sure there are no gays in there?

theCryptofishist's avatar

Once upon a time religion and science and art were all the same thing... Now they are moving apart.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Well who isn't? She's smart, and gorgeous.

Klapaucius's avatar

I’m sure if she actually read the Book she claims to follow, she’d find that “prophetic dreaming” and “being a seer” are considered no-nos.