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SethTriggs's avatar

Well at least he won't be President if people start to coalesce around a favorite and stop letting him grab all the attention.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

"Data Center Coalition"

Hey look! The machines are doing the union thing.

Stuart's avatar

"because she thought they sounded a bit like a typewriter. It’s on the recording!"

Here's "Money" by the Lovin Spoonful, which also uses a typewriter for percussion. There's also a classical piece from the 1950s that uses the same gimmick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T0D4VSGGE4

SkeptiKC's avatar

Governor Gagme looks like he spends more time in front of a mirror than the secretary of warmongering, Pete Kegsbreath.

Carstonio's avatar

There’s a good argument that someone who doesn’t have any particular personal animosity toward a vulnerable group, but who throws the group under the bus for political convenience or gain, is worse morally than a true believer who does have that animosity and persecutes that group even if the believer suffers in the process. Or put another way, the group is screwed by either type of person.

Oy!'s avatar

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Geez . . .

“Since the epicenter of ‘power’ is not Washington, D.C. but Heaven, every morning I listen to a few chapters of the Bible on audiobook, and pray for God’s wisdom and strength in whatever situations may arise.” — White House aide Natalie Harp, in an interview with the Washingtonian, on what she does on her own time.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Another "christian" cult member running the US government.

Richard S's avatar

She must skip over the parts about "Thou Shalt Not Have Any Other Gods Before Me" and "Love Thy Neighbor"........

DavidGC's avatar

I call him Governor Greasehair. So slimy.

All of Thurston County, where I live, has been without power since 9a and no idea when it will be restored with 140 stations affected. What more can go wrong?

chev_chelios's avatar

....this guy talks out of both sides of his mouth....can't be trusted to pursue progressive ideas and agendas....

Snarfyguy's avatar

Okay, okay, I'll throw my hat in the ring.

Never been implicated in any kind of public scandal or even been arrested.

Who should my running mate be? Leaning toward Pauly2coffees.

Mysterysurf's avatar

No goat skeletons in your closet, you say? That's not what I heard.

Snarfyguy's avatar

(Foghorn Leghorn voice)

Scurrilous lies, I say, SCURRILOUS!

SkeptiKC's avatar

Substantially so.

William Donnell's avatar

Born on Dolly Day! Woot! Woot!

Also in sore need of gender-affirming care. Cash on the nail. Can anyone help a brother out?

Russell Jones's avatar

Many happy returns, William! 👍

Mysterysurf's avatar

Happy birthday all at yourself!

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

OT: HOLY FUCK I HAD NO IDEA PAUL MOONEY WAS HEAD WRITER FOR IN LIVING COLOR!

cynmac's avatar

He was also a writer on the Richard Pryor Show. He's been around for a long while and he's done a lot of comedy things. I loved him as Negrodomus on Chappelle Show.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Dude personally created Homey D. Clown. Even the racists loved that character.

maureenc's avatar

OT: I just finished a telephone poll centered around Georgia politics. I live in Illinois. I have never lived in Georgia. I told the poller that and she kept on asking the questions. Polling is broken.

Snarfyguy's avatar

I NEVER put faith in it.

Seems like EVERY time, afterwards, it's like "What did we get wrong?"

"M"'s avatar

"California Gov. Gavin Goodhair"

This is nice

This is great

But it would have been better if California Gov. Gavin Goodhair had also NOT CAVED to Ellison threats and permitted this "settlement" that's going to allow Larry and David Ellison to control not just two 'news" networks - CBS and CNN - but also your "entertainment", which is one of the ways soft power really does influence people (and the people who bellow "THAT DOESN'T INFLUENCE MEEEEE" are usually the ones *most* susceptible to those influences)

https://youtu.be/eMz-CxQv5Ro?si=y70Va2vszE-MSsEH

ETA - although I've JUST heard that another federal judge has blocked the merger *for now*

What I think is happening is that that particular federal judge is buying the American people time to educated themselves

because DAVID ELLISON WAS AT THAT STATE DINNER WITH CLOWN DONALD AND CHINA'S XI LAST NIGHT

so please do that - everyone please educate yourselves on why that merger is a terrible idea

and then check your voter registration given what SCOTUS just did to allow that crappy voter-record grabbing "federal" database that's full of errors and isn't even ready yet

https://www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/jackson-blasts-supreme-court-decision-reviving-trump-voter-purge-database/

and read what Justice Jackson said

https://www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/supreme-court-revives-dhs-use-of-flawed-immigration-database-for-voter-purges/

and don't let Donald and his fascist SCOTUS6 accomplices and all their enablers treat you like you're stupid

Richard S's avatar

The merger is BAD because it would combine two of the largest entities in the entertainment business.

That's all you need to know.

"M"'s avatar

Some people don’t even know that part

But I feel like the scarier part of that is how few people seem to understand what that actually MEANS.

I feel grateful that Dr. Banner is out here trying to educate people — and I don’t think it’s an accident that the Villains Ellison are running after him & trying to smear him and tank his career in publications like Variety

BRB - have to buy some more DVD copies of Spotlight & give them to friends

helenasgarden's avatar

This Newsom fella seems kinda shady.👺

I Stedman's avatar

Or a piddly little thing like an ISO standard. Specifically 2026/09/25 - YYYY/MM/DD including leading zeros.

chascates's avatar

2026 Super El Niño is also causing a coastal trapped Kelvin wave, a slow moving mass of water coming from near South America which will also lead to higher coastal sea levels and flooding. The same El Niño is responsible for the record high number of cyclone formations in the eastern Pacific so one that hugs the California coast moving northward would also cause havoc. King Tides are expected November 24–26 and December 23–25. Perfect time for tsunamis from any possible earthquake as well!

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Ohhhhhhhhh…it’s tropical water. I couldn’t understand what caused the warm blob.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

You'll need a third cataclysm to complete the trifecta. Locusts? Haboobs?

Tia Loca's avatar

All of your haboobs

belong to us!

~Arizona

chascates's avatar

Locusts with big, bouncy haboobs!