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doktorzoom's avatar

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Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

Doesn't that just scream "Young Republicans"?

(I attended a Young Republicans meeting once. What a bunch of assholes.)

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Sure this is the guy? There's an attorney in San Diego with the same name.That being said, the varsity rasslin'! (his "!") does make one suspicious...

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Specify a lumber yard, so there's lots of material "handy".

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

DHS is keeping an eye on that fist, to see what he's gripping. So far, just his own dick, but you can't be too careful with a deranged wingnut like this.

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Ronald Reagan is Dead!'s avatar

This was from Joemygod.com and he usually does not post erroneous information.

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baconweiser's avatar

Rufus, I would like to think so, but I'd be about the only one ! Lol.

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Spork's avatar

I must adamantly object to the graphic linking Gamera to such wanton destruction. Gamera is a friend of children. https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Dark Watcher's avatar

I would like to watch this guy's blood pressure when AG Kamala Harris is elected to the US Senate in 2016.

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azeyote's avatar

I’m a Bible believer.” Christian supporters of gay rights have noted that Jesus never spoke about homosexuality.do ya think - maybe - could a been comin out with the wide open arms and all that peace and love stuff - man would that throw a wrench in them old christian gears.

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Lady Bug's avatar

So, given this guy's extreme Bible literalism, I'm assuming that's he's never eaten a bacon cheeseburger in his life, or wear cotton-polyester shirt. On the other hand, I'm assuming that he married the virgin that he raped and his brother's widow, as his law tells him too.

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Jukesgrrl's avatar

Yes, those nutballs ARE the kind of people the FBI keeps a watch on. For the Truly Dangerous (e.g. that Psycho Initiative Writer), we have to depend on the Southern Poverty Law Center. They are vigilant because they care. Federal agents are mostly biding their time until they can retire and collect their first pension while starting another career in the private sector.

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Jukesgrrl's avatar

Oh, noes!! Someone who know religious history. Hide, Matt!

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Jukesgrrl's avatar

I guess you wouldn't be interested in buying one of the "vegan leather" handbags Norstrom's is now selling for $140. Not kidding, it's faux leather (i.e. plastic) and they're calling it "vegan leather."

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The Potoo of Existential Derp's avatar

He's also never talked back ot his parents, never worked on the sabbath, always paid a ten-per-cent tithe every week, and never trimmed the hair on the sides of his head, right?

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