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Principal Skinner keeps pigeons?

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trying to remake Big Trouble in Little China is like trying to remake any other quirky movie . . . sometimes you get that magical combination of cast and script where everything just fits . . . and for the remake they will substitute CGI for quirk and lose it all.

[ i'm just glad that attendance is not mandatory ]

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It's funny that it doesn't occur to her that maybe the reason Jesus is striking her bald is because she's an unrelenting asshat...

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That would imply that Seattle is holier than Boston. Not so. Bertha broke before the hole got dug.

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Dear God,

Stop thanking us before we all drown.

Sincerely,Texas

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Every time I see a lunatic politician like this, I remind myself that there are thousands of Americans who stepped into a voting booth, looked at the names on the ballot and thought, "yes, I want this woman to represent me in how the laws are written."

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Ah, Bakersfield. Know why they're out of water? Because they didn't do fuck all to restrict water use until the state made them do so in April.

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Hey, go easy. It's already Bakersfield.

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She represents Kern County, ergo, already there.

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Who holds the greater condemnation: those who are pro abortion or those who had a chance to end abortion as we know it and failed to do so. Republicans continue to harp ridicules tripe about being against abortion, but when they controlled the House, the Senate and Bush Jr was president they refused to take up Paul Ryan's Personhood bill to give the unborn the same rights as any man, woman or child living in America. So if God is judging California it is because of the hypocrisy of the religious right boasting of their believing the word of God but by their actions slander the word of God.

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Father, Son and HOLY GHOST!!

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Also make sure that the people you are proclaiming to have the same ideas as you do, even if it is two.

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Maybe someone remembered that, under the First Amendment, that "personhood" bullshit is illegal as the basis of any laws.

Which it is....thank you, Founders!!

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Funny how they never get that...

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Le mot juste...

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