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No, you're not in a "nasty revenge place". You are starting to realize that California's brightest future lies in independence.

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Lil'Donnie's not gonna try anyone in California. First, there is no benefit to his wallet and second we voted over 2-1 for Hillary. Can you say "jury nullification"? His ego would not risk another humiliation at the hands of Californians.

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"Trials? We don' need no steenkin' trials" -- Lil'Donnie

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Don't worry. By the time you are my age you will have lost faith several times (1968, 1980, 2000, 2016). Remember, this is the worst election results of your life, so far. If the pattern follows, 2032 should be a real doozie.

Also, it wasn't half. Less than half voted and less than half of those voted for Lil'Donnie. Less than half of less than half is less than a quarter. Remember that a quarter of the population and fewer votes than Hillary got is not a mandate no matter how much Rudy and Newt lie about it and Corporate Media let them.

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I am all in for California Independence.

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where do you go to check such things?

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Right. That's what I'm calling a "lawn" now.

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Dodging machine gun fire on a beach, also too.

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American Express, however, is also verboten

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Why do you hate America?

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Oh I don't hate America. Much. I do hate credit card debt on 20% interest.

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Haha! I'll have to start developing these versions RIGHT NOW!

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"Long walk to Colorado, you stoners..."Just trying to be helpful .

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The big base closings happened in the 90s under Clinton.

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Just as it did for Treasure Island, Alameda, Fort Ord, etc.

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Yeah, well, we have major streets around here with names like de la Cruz, Alameda de las Pulgas, Paseo Padre, the Embarcadero...

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