It's pretty nice to know that in the midst of tragedy, some people cling to what's really important, like ranting about how Barack Obama has ruined America. Meet an unidentified media hero in Carlsbad, California, who took the opportunity to tell a local reporter what gives him the strength to go on after his house was destroyed by a wildfire: the knowledge that, bad as it is, "the last five years under Obama has been worse than this." Dude waited ALL DAY to get in front of a camera to say that.
Skimmer Street Really!!! Now this fine upstanding patriot will do a little socialist thing called collecting Insurance. sort of like a skimmer from Obamanation
Then after a second, the reporter turned to the garage, and asked "Mister Garage, how do you feel about all of this?" and stuck the mike out at it.
In his best high voiced amateur ventriloquist technique, "Oh boy, I sure am glad my owner saved me, he is such a hero. You know what would really make me happy though? If my owner checked himself into one of those, you know, institutions, where he can relax after all of his heroic work. That would make him an even bigger super-patriot-hero than he already is!"
Turning back to the camera, "Well, there you have it. Words of appreciation and sensibility from The Saved Garage, here in Carlsbad, who is very thankful to its owner during these tough times. Back to you in the studio!"
Probably shouldn't admit this, but I once knew a guy who had a beard like that, and he let his pet birds creep around in it. You'd be talking to him and all of a sudden a bird's head would pop out of the middle of his chest from amid all the beard hair. It was like a bad acid trip. I hear.
Isn't the current fashion term "wife-beater"? Probably apropos in this case, you'd think.
Typical gubmint inefficiency - poor targeting that caused so much collateral damage just to harass this guy...
Thanks, Dok!
<i>&quot;he saved his garage with a free market garden hose&quot;</i>
Which was connected to that damn socialist public water system.
So we targeted <em>him</em>, but only got his <em>house</em>? C&#039;mon, Team, this is sloppy execution!
Skimmer Street Really!!! Now this fine upstanding patriot will do a little socialist thing called collecting Insurance. sort of like a skimmer from Obamanation
And how often has he voted to cut property taxes that pay for the fire department?
To be fair, the crumbs are for the birds, which keep the chiggers in there under control.
Then after a second, the reporter turned to the garage, and asked &quot;Mister Garage, how do you feel about all of this?&quot; and stuck the mike out at it.
In his best high voiced amateur ventriloquist technique, &quot;Oh boy, I sure am glad my owner saved me, he is such a hero. You know what would really make me happy though? If my owner checked himself into one of those, you know, institutions, where he can relax after all of his heroic work. That would make him an even bigger super-patriot-hero than he already is!&quot;
Turning back to the camera, &quot;Well, there you have it. Words of appreciation and sensibility from The Saved Garage, here in Carlsbad, who is very thankful to its owner during these tough times. Back to you in the studio!&quot;
mmmmmmm. junior mints....
Probably shouldn&#039;t admit this, but I once knew a guy who had a beard like that, and he let his pet birds creep around in it. You&#039;d be talking to him and all of a sudden a bird&#039;s head would pop out of the middle of his chest from amid all the beard hair. It was like a bad acid trip. I hear.
Meh. Call me when you get it stuck in your pop-up iPhone keyboard.
My country &#039;tis of thee, Land of imbecility.
So, if he&#039;s such a fan of the free market, what&#039;s he doing relying on the socialist gummint fire department anyway?
&ldquo;You think it was arson?&rdquo; &ldquo;Yes.&rdquo;
Someone ask Congressman Issa where he was on the day in question.
Benghazi.