Wonkitty invites you into her breakfast nook. But try not to wake her, eh? https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/wonkitty-in-the-breakfast-nook (I totally did NOT coordinate this post with 'Becca's kitchen remodel news, but it often happens that I *anticipate* the need for such topics, because I'm psychic, clearly, even though I do not believe in psychics)
Just a note Martini ... Land Shark pup is starting to get good with the animation tools you mentioned to me a while back. Not ready for public consumption yet, but soon.
I always look forward to your work. One of them led me (via another Wonkβs comment) to the short stories of Leonora Carrington, and I was well rewarded for the journey. So, thank you!
The wife often remarks that I'll start talking about something she's thinking about just before she brings up the subject herself. Sometimes it happens the other way around. I just say after 30+ years together, it's not too surprising our minds would occasionally find themselves running in the same grooves.
I don't read the Split because I want to read entire books, not by chapter. I might look at it when it's finished. My memory's not that great!
The kitchen, OMG I love the kitchen the way it is. All I would do is make the double window over the sink into a great big single window that opens. And (oops) get a good gas stove.
I think that the American Enterprise Institute should ignore all warnings and have their next meeting first thing tomorrow morning in Tampa. No hurricane ever hits Tampa! (I've actually heard this IRL from people who live there!) We can always hope that Leonard Leo decides to hang out with them, too.
Trix, your kitchen has a fabulous look/feel. Here at Temporary HQ, the family has a very smallish kitchen which is serviceable except for the fact there are NO spaces on which to work. Every counter is covered with...stuff.
I'd dare our Nicola to produce her Cakes We Like output in the WWII era submarine galley-like kitchen here. I'd take a picture to shame my blood relatives, but I hear them holding forth above my head in the living room
I have a porch that is falling apart and apparently is too big for modern codes, so I'm thinking of just emptying all my piggy banks and extending my kitchen. I may not have anything left for retirement but I it will make a way bigger kitchen. I could put in a breakfast bar where the wall is now. Hmm, I wonder if I could just have all windows and put in lots and lots of plants.
The Tina Peters sentencing video, in its entirety, was perhaps the most damning thing Iβve ever heard from the bench to a convicted defendant. I not generally speaking a lover of sadomasochism but I wish deep down in my heart that a camera had been trained directly on Mrs Peters for the entire time. I just want to know whether any part of it managed to sink into the concrete surrounding her skull. But what is even more profound is the deep hope that such a fate awaits so many more deserving members of the, βbig lie cabalβ. I have a ridiculous hope that a similar fate awaits the hundreds- no - the thousands of truly deserving conspirators; the elections officials, the elected State House members, the fake electors, the congressman, the senators - seditionists all - and the spray tanned diaper dandy himself. I know deep down where it still hurts to contemplate that this hope will never come to fruition, but I will hope nonetheless to my dying day that it becomes a reality.
I, too, also, wanted a look at her mug during that impressive scene. And I am pretty, pretty confident it displayed more of her resentful, unenlightened, sullen attitude.
OTOH, maybe it was finally sinking in that her grift was very likely to come to a sudden halt, that the money would quickly dry up and while her fellow traitors will forget her soon, she will be left withering away inside. For years. YEARS, Tina.
You know, thereβs this theory that once youβre βred-pilledβ, you canβt come back to reality until youβre βblue-pilledβ. She could perform a valuable public service by revealing at what point reality actually sets in. There could even be a lottery themed event where we are all allowed to wager on exactly how long it takes. βBet MGMβ or one of the many betting sites currently bankrupting a significant portion of young men and women could make a killing laying odds and timeframes on the propositionβ¦
Geez, an idea for a book she's been planning for months........ to be published the month before she's released from the kennel......... how did I not think of that?
it is big! but it is awkward as fuck. Like the fridge doesn't open all the way, so we need to move that to where the stove is and then move the stove over by the metal prep tables, and then just a few tiny changes is all I need, like take out all the cabinets and fix the floors under the planking ;)
I wanted to remodel my kitchen, but that would cost about three times the money I spent buying my first couple of houses. All I need is more lighting, so I'll just get some stick-on LEDs and call it good.
Fellow Texans - Today, Monday, October 7th is the last day to register to vote in Texas. You need to be registered in the county in which you reside. You can check your registration status at votetexas.gov. No online registration in Texas. If youβre not registered, you have until midnight. Registrations sent by mail need to be postmarked today.
Michigan GOP Senate candidate Mike Rogers' neighborhoods have everything but Mr. Rogers
Republican U.S. Senate candidate Mike Rogers has used two different addresses since moving back from Florida, raising questions about where he really lives β and if he's broken the law.
Of course he's broken the law. Imagine if he was a black woman enrolling her kid in a better district. You can bet your bippy the AG would think she broke the law.
Wonkitty invites you into her breakfast nook. But try not to wake her, eh? https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/wonkitty-in-the-breakfast-nook (I totally did NOT coordinate this post with 'Becca's kitchen remodel news, but it often happens that I *anticipate* the need for such topics, because I'm psychic, clearly, even though I do not believe in psychics)
And your meme chat for today: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/d7dd5dbf-d84c-450e-93ef-ed3f8a1536ee
Love that TP (?) Bird!
Just a note Martini ... Land Shark pup is starting to get good with the animation tools you mentioned to me a while back. Not ready for public consumption yet, but soon.
Ah, very cool! I look forward to seeing pup's creativity in action.
Love Wonkitty and Tabs!
Nice animation, Martini
Thanks Suzie!
I always look forward to your work. One of them led me (via another Wonkβs comment) to the short stories of Leonora Carrington, and I was well rewarded for the journey. So, thank you!
Le chat noir de snark.
I have a psychic girlfriend. She knows exact,y what I will do before I do it. I'm easy to predict.
The wife often remarks that I'll start talking about something she's thinking about just before she brings up the subject herself. Sometimes it happens the other way around. I just say after 30+ years together, it's not too surprising our minds would occasionally find themselves running in the same grooves.
Ummmm, is she psychic, or does she just have common sense? π
Good morning, my sweet friend! Hope your day is absolutely wonderful, hon.
Your's too.
I'll make waffles. I've been wanting to try this recipe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcRUS8MtIJo
Wrong video.
https://youtu.be/FjxAAezqJZQ
LOL
Love me some Max!
Same here! I've made a few of his recipes.
"even though I do not believe in psychics"
I had a feeling you'd say that.
You also must be psychic!
Signs point to maybe.
We got to install microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators, we gotta move these color TVs
Now that will be stuck in my ears brain all day. π
I shoulda learned to play the guitar.
Always glad to be servicey AF.
Woke Kitchens?
Well, I for one am very happy you've brought us "The Split" and I'm enjoying it immensely. Thank you for all you do, Rebecca.
Same here.
that is such a house of love.
Great news source!
I don't read the Split because I want to read entire books, not by chapter. I might look at it when it's finished. My memory's not that great!
The kitchen, OMG I love the kitchen the way it is. All I would do is make the double window over the sink into a great big single window that opens. And (oops) get a good gas stove.
we took out our gas stove, and put in the electric, and Donna Rose's asthma VANISHED.
I think that the American Enterprise Institute should ignore all warnings and have their next meeting first thing tomorrow morning in Tampa. No hurricane ever hits Tampa! (I've actually heard this IRL from people who live there!) We can always hope that Leonard Leo decides to hang out with them, too.
Trix, your kitchen has a fabulous look/feel. Here at Temporary HQ, the family has a very smallish kitchen which is serviceable except for the fact there are NO spaces on which to work. Every counter is covered with...stuff.
I'd dare our Nicola to produce her Cakes We Like output in the WWII era submarine galley-like kitchen here. I'd take a picture to shame my blood relatives, but I hear them holding forth above my head in the living room
* * Trump just up and makes up some fake endorsements and keeps them up there even after Jamie Dimon is like βPARDON, NO.β * *
Dimon's not the churl's best friend.
Just put in a big order with Amazon via the Wonk linkie. Expect your direct deposit of 0.03 soon!
And Becca, your current kitchen is perfectly cromulently charming. I would not change a thing, but it's not my kitchen, so go ahead...
I have a porch that is falling apart and apparently is too big for modern codes, so I'm thinking of just emptying all my piggy banks and extending my kitchen. I may not have anything left for retirement but I it will make a way bigger kitchen. I could put in a breakfast bar where the wall is now. Hmm, I wonder if I could just have all windows and put in lots and lots of plants.
After eight months in unemployment hell I FINALLY GOT A JOB!!!!
Bravo!
WINNER!!!!
π
Woot, congrats.
The Tina Peters sentencing video, in its entirety, was perhaps the most damning thing Iβve ever heard from the bench to a convicted defendant. I not generally speaking a lover of sadomasochism but I wish deep down in my heart that a camera had been trained directly on Mrs Peters for the entire time. I just want to know whether any part of it managed to sink into the concrete surrounding her skull. But what is even more profound is the deep hope that such a fate awaits so many more deserving members of the, βbig lie cabalβ. I have a ridiculous hope that a similar fate awaits the hundreds- no - the thousands of truly deserving conspirators; the elections officials, the elected State House members, the fake electors, the congressman, the senators - seditionists all - and the spray tanned diaper dandy himself. I know deep down where it still hurts to contemplate that this hope will never come to fruition, but I will hope nonetheless to my dying day that it becomes a reality.
I, too, also, wanted a look at her mug during that impressive scene. And I am pretty, pretty confident it displayed more of her resentful, unenlightened, sullen attitude.
OTOH, maybe it was finally sinking in that her grift was very likely to come to a sudden halt, that the money would quickly dry up and while her fellow traitors will forget her soon, she will be left withering away inside. For years. YEARS, Tina.
*little dance*
You know, thereβs this theory that once youβre βred-pilledβ, you canβt come back to reality until youβre βblue-pilledβ. She could perform a valuable public service by revealing at what point reality actually sets in. There could even be a lottery themed event where we are all allowed to wager on exactly how long it takes. βBet MGMβ or one of the many betting sites currently bankrupting a significant portion of young men and women could make a killing laying odds and timeframes on the propositionβ¦
Geez, an idea for a book she's been planning for months........ to be published the month before she's released from the kennel......... how did I not think of that?
Let's get the jump on her plans!
It sure looks like our Editrix's kitchen, even now, is bigger than the house I live in.
it is big! but it is awkward as fuck. Like the fridge doesn't open all the way, so we need to move that to where the stove is and then move the stove over by the metal prep tables, and then just a few tiny changes is all I need, like take out all the cabinets and fix the floors under the planking ;)
Was gonna say!
I wanted to remodel my kitchen, but that would cost about three times the money I spent buying my first couple of houses. All I need is more lighting, so I'll just get some stick-on LEDs and call it good.
Pornographic Film Actors Launch Ad Campaign Targeting Project 2025
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/10/07/us/politics/porn-actors-project-2025-ad.html?unlocked_article_code=1.QU4.YoAw.qigGg6SIjHBM&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare
http://archive.today/baqkp
In seven swing states, the industryβs websites will feature ads decrying the conservative policy blueprintβs proposed ban on pornography
Do I *have* to be the one to cite "strange bedfellows"???
Fellow Texans - Today, Monday, October 7th is the last day to register to vote in Texas. You need to be registered in the county in which you reside. You can check your registration status at votetexas.gov. No online registration in Texas. If youβre not registered, you have until midnight. Registrations sent by mail need to be postmarked today.
Michigan GOP Senate candidate Mike Rogers' neighborhoods have everything but Mr. Rogers
Republican U.S. Senate candidate Mike Rogers has used two different addresses since moving back from Florida, raising questions about where he really lives β and if he's broken the law.
https://www.freep.com/story/news/columnists/ml-elrick/2024/10/06/mike-rogers-home-address-registered-vote-senate-candidate/75492132007/
Of course he's broken the law. Imagine if he was a black woman enrolling her kid in a better district. You can bet your bippy the AG would think she broke the law.
How come writers get to put pics in line but we can't? Still sad about that. Come on SubStank, get it fixed already.
I thought that was pretty good in the moment. Not sure if i just copied it or invented it