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Wonkitty invites you into her breakfast nook. But try not to wake her, eh? https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/wonkitty-in-the-breakfast-nook (I totally did NOT coordinate this post with 'Becca's kitchen remodel news, but it often happens that I *anticipate* the need for such topics, because I'm psychic, clearly, even though I do not believe in psychics)

And your meme chat for today: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/d7dd5dbf-d84c-450e-93ef-ed3f8a1536ee

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IMPOed's avatar

Love that TP (?) Bird!

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Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ's avatar

Just a note Martini ... Land Shark pup is starting to get good with the animation tools you mentioned to me a while back. Not ready for public consumption yet, but soon.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Ah, very cool! I look forward to seeing pup's creativity in action.

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Love Wonkitty and Tabs!

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Nice animation, Martini

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Thanks Suzie!

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

I always look forward to your work. One of them led me (via another Wonk’s comment) to the short stories of Leonora Carrington, and I was well rewarded for the journey. So, thank you!

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Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

Le chat noir de snark.

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Menotsure's avatar

I have a psychic girlfriend. She knows exact,y what I will do before I do it. I'm easy to predict.

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JCfromNC's avatar

The wife often remarks that I'll start talking about something she's thinking about just before she brings up the subject herself. Sometimes it happens the other way around. I just say after 30+ years together, it's not too surprising our minds would occasionally find themselves running in the same grooves.

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Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

Ummmm, is she psychic, or does she just have common sense? 😁

Good morning, my sweet friend! Hope your day is absolutely wonderful, hon.

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Menotsure's avatar

Your's too.

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The Wanderer's avatar

I'll make waffles. I've been wanting to try this recipe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcRUS8MtIJo

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Love me some Max!

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The Wanderer's avatar

Same here! I've made a few of his recipes.

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

"even though I do not believe in psychics"

I had a feeling you'd say that.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

You also must be psychic!

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

Signs point to maybe.

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tehbaddr's avatar

We got to install microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries

We got to move these refrigerators, we gotta move these color TVs

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Jus_Wonderin's avatar

Now that will be stuck in my ears brain all day. 😁

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

I shoulda learned to play the guitar.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Always glad to be servicey AF.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Woke Kitchens?

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JCfromNC's avatar

Well, I for one am very happy you've brought us "The Split" and I'm enjoying it immensely. Thank you for all you do, Rebecca.

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Michael Bowen's avatar

Same here.

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fuflans's avatar

that is such a house of love.

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CJLB's avatar

Great news source!

I don't read the Split because I want to read entire books, not by chapter. I might look at it when it's finished. My memory's not that great!

The kitchen, OMG I love the kitchen the way it is. All I would do is make the double window over the sink into a great big single window that opens. And (oops) get a good gas stove.

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Rebecca Schoenkopf's avatar

we took out our gas stove, and put in the electric, and Donna Rose's asthma VANISHED.

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un poco loco's avatar

I think that the American Enterprise Institute should ignore all warnings and have their next meeting first thing tomorrow morning in Tampa. No hurricane ever hits Tampa! (I've actually heard this IRL from people who live there!) We can always hope that Leonard Leo decides to hang out with them, too.

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Emil Muz's avatar

Trix, your kitchen has a fabulous look/feel. Here at Temporary HQ, the family has a very smallish kitchen which is serviceable except for the fact there are NO spaces on which to work. Every counter is covered with...stuff.

I'd dare our Nicola to produce her Cakes We Like output in the WWII era submarine galley-like kitchen here. I'd take a picture to shame my blood relatives, but I hear them holding forth above my head in the living room

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Cincinnatus's avatar

* * Trump just up and makes up some fake endorsements and keeps them up there even after Jamie Dimon is like β€œPARDON, NO.” * *

Dimon's not the churl's best friend.

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Cock Blockula's avatar

Just put in a big order with Amazon via the Wonk linkie. Expect your direct deposit of 0.03 soon!

And Becca, your current kitchen is perfectly cromulently charming. I would not change a thing, but it's not my kitchen, so go ahead...

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carovee's avatar

I have a porch that is falling apart and apparently is too big for modern codes, so I'm thinking of just emptying all my piggy banks and extending my kitchen. I may not have anything left for retirement but I it will make a way bigger kitchen. I could put in a breakfast bar where the wall is now. Hmm, I wonder if I could just have all windows and put in lots and lots of plants.

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Mike_Cramer's avatar

After eight months in unemployment hell I FINALLY GOT A JOB!!!!

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Michael Bowen's avatar

Bravo!

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Rebecca Schoenkopf's avatar

WINNER!!!!

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WasX's avatar

πŸ†

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carovee's avatar

Woot, congrats.

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Timothy M Dwyer's avatar

The Tina Peters sentencing video, in its entirety, was perhaps the most damning thing I’ve ever heard from the bench to a convicted defendant. I not generally speaking a lover of sadomasochism but I wish deep down in my heart that a camera had been trained directly on Mrs Peters for the entire time. I just want to know whether any part of it managed to sink into the concrete surrounding her skull. But what is even more profound is the deep hope that such a fate awaits so many more deserving members of the, β€œbig lie cabal”. I have a ridiculous hope that a similar fate awaits the hundreds- no - the thousands of truly deserving conspirators; the elections officials, the elected State House members, the fake electors, the congressman, the senators - seditionists all - and the spray tanned diaper dandy himself. I know deep down where it still hurts to contemplate that this hope will never come to fruition, but I will hope nonetheless to my dying day that it becomes a reality.

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WasX's avatar

I, too, also, wanted a look at her mug during that impressive scene. And I am pretty, pretty confident it displayed more of her resentful, unenlightened, sullen attitude.

OTOH, maybe it was finally sinking in that her grift was very likely to come to a sudden halt, that the money would quickly dry up and while her fellow traitors will forget her soon, she will be left withering away inside. For years. YEARS, Tina.

*little dance*

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Timothy M Dwyer's avatar

You know, there’s this theory that once you’re β€œred-pilled”, you can’t come back to reality until you’re β€œblue-pilled”. She could perform a valuable public service by revealing at what point reality actually sets in. There could even be a lottery themed event where we are all allowed to wager on exactly how long it takes. β€˜Bet MGM’ or one of the many betting sites currently bankrupting a significant portion of young men and women could make a killing laying odds and timeframes on the proposition…

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WasX's avatar

Geez, an idea for a book she's been planning for months........ to be published the month before she's released from the kennel......... how did I not think of that?

Let's get the jump on her plans!

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Viole Falusche's avatar

It sure looks like our Editrix's kitchen, even now, is bigger than the house I live in.

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Rebecca Schoenkopf's avatar

it is big! but it is awkward as fuck. Like the fridge doesn't open all the way, so we need to move that to where the stove is and then move the stove over by the metal prep tables, and then just a few tiny changes is all I need, like take out all the cabinets and fix the floors under the planking ;)

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Was gonna say!

I wanted to remodel my kitchen, but that would cost about three times the money I spent buying my first couple of houses. All I need is more lighting, so I'll just get some stick-on LEDs and call it good.

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Pornographic Film Actors Launch Ad Campaign Targeting Project 2025

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/10/07/us/politics/porn-actors-project-2025-ad.html?unlocked_article_code=1.QU4.YoAw.qigGg6SIjHBM&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

http://archive.today/baqkp

In seven swing states, the industry’s websites will feature ads decrying the conservative policy blueprint’s proposed ban on pornography

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Mark Linimon's avatar

Do I *have* to be the one to cite "strange bedfellows"???

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John_atx's avatar

Fellow Texans - Today, Monday, October 7th is the last day to register to vote in Texas. You need to be registered in the county in which you reside. You can check your registration status at votetexas.gov. No online registration in Texas. If you’re not registered, you have until midnight. Registrations sent by mail need to be postmarked today.

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Michigan GOP Senate candidate Mike Rogers' neighborhoods have everything but Mr. Rogers

Republican U.S. Senate candidate Mike Rogers has used two different addresses since moving back from Florida, raising questions about where he really lives β€” and if he's broken the law.

https://www.freep.com/story/news/columnists/ml-elrick/2024/10/06/mike-rogers-home-address-registered-vote-senate-candidate/75492132007/

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carovee's avatar

Of course he's broken the law. Imagine if he was a black woman enrolling her kid in a better district. You can bet your bippy the AG would think she broke the law.

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easelox is on timeout's avatar

How come writers get to put pics in line but we can't? Still sad about that. Come on SubStank, get it fixed already.

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easelox is on timeout's avatar

I thought that was pretty good in the moment. Not sure if i just copied it or invented it

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