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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

I missed the morning Tabs this morning... stupid work.

HOW FUCKING STONED IS THAT CAT?!?!!

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tehbaddr's avatar

"I am become Derp, I Blep!'

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TootsStansbury πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

And here I thought my cat was goofy

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Eva, Iron Goddess of Mercy's avatar

I. Want. That. Cat.

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Shazza NJ's avatar

I want to smoosh up that little face...but I see someone's beat me to it! (that little tongue though...OMG!)

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

The ambivalence is strong with this one.

The 'awwww' reflex is balanced with an equally powerful 'WTF!'

Zen kitty.

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Doktor Zoom's avatar

Houston, we have a blep.

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Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

Awwww.

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Menotsure's avatar

Ikiru translates from the Japanese as "living" or "being alive". Live on, you magnificent beast!

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wobbly's avatar

Title of a wonderful movie directed by by Akira Kurosawa:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ikiru

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Mavenmaven's avatar

this makes me cry every time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiWqkLaC9HU

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Menotsure's avatar

A true master.

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tehbaddr's avatar

They said "Sir, that's incredible. Nobody has ever had a tongue like that before!"

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Craig Nixon's avatar

Big strong cats, with toungues in their eyes.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Ikiru! What a face, endearing.

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Mr Beeep's avatar

That is a silly silly cat :)

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The Wanderer's avatar

Blep!

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Al Bellenchia's avatar

Pfffffft

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

That derpy look is cute from a kitty.

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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

https://gizmodo.com/elon-musk-sweepstakes-lawsuit-2000646253

Fuck around and find out, eh? #DeportMusk #Elno #DumbestGeniusEver #EatTheRich

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Michael Dorsey's avatar

I feel a need to know what the other team is thinking, and I spend time on sites like Real Clear. There is an absolute gem from the New York Post today. They went looking for something a brown person had done wrong that they could pin on Newsom, and the best they could do was this: "On Monday, the White House blasted Newsom for offering commercial driver’s licenses to illegal aliens like Harjinder Singh, the trucker accused of killing three people on the Florida Turnpike last week. Singh was free to make his deadly rogue U-turn thanks to β€œthe so-called β€˜sanctuary state’ of California,” the White House railed."

All my life I will treasure the phrase "deadly rogue U-turn."

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Amanda Marcotte referenced the teenage girl force to bare her breasts in the restroom for the BW3 employee.

Good that they're suing BW3, but they should have called the cops. An adult bullying a teenager into showing her breasts? Sure sounds like sexual assault of a minor to me.

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biff murphy's avatar

'At least Ted Cruz is honest about selling us out"

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Shallow state's avatar

A lesson on rocks and hard places in Wyoming: when your political career demands abject servility to the MAGA Meshuggeneh but your MAGA base relies on exactly the systems he's delusionally determined to undermine for personal gain. You hate to see it.

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lordpnut's avatar

A damned shame.

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Bupkus231's avatar

"...because the Texas governor has locked her on the state House floor..."

I thought it was the Speaker of the Texas House that started that "escort" bullshit?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

There you go, thinking underlings in the Republican Party are capable of independent thought and action.

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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

Harriet Hageman absolutely has that look of the nebby/nosy neighborhood know-nothing know-it-all mean and spiteful old lady. Congrats to those legends and heroes for booing the shit outta that nasty bitch.😎

Oh, and above all, best wishes and best hopes for the fund raiser slash rally at your humble manse, our beautiful and talented Lady Editrix!!! πŸ™πŸΎπŸ’–πŸ«‘ You are ever and always the 🐝s knees AND the 🐈s meow!

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Enter Ranting's avatar

FUCK!!! ISRAEL!!!

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Gracie's avatar

That NYT article is a TRIP.

Second para:

"The community’s two architects β€” a classically trained French horn player who has livestreamed his own sex videos, and a former jazz pianist arrested but not charged for attempted murder in Ecuador β€” say they must personally confirm that applicants are white before they can be welcomed in."

You can't hit a rock in MAGAville without hitting a felon or a pervert.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Non-felons and non-perverts gravitate to the Democratic Party for that very reason.

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Demodocus's avatar

Ugh, whoever rents out the house upwind must have "must smoke" in his rental ad. There've been 5 or 6, (a new set just moved in) and all but the one group of college students regularly imbibe in one or the other, or more usually, both. It damn near *always* drifts into our windows. Yesterday I closed all the windows, even though it's nice enough to not need AC simply because of the level of allergens floating in was getting past my daily Zyrtec.

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Dialectic.Detective's avatar

Anyone have this on their bingo card?

Also, why was there Cesium-137 contamination in shipping containers?

Walmart recalls frozen shrimp in 13 U.S. states over risk of radioactivity

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration asked Walmart to pull three lots of Great Value brand frozen shrimp from stores after federal officials detected Cesium-137, a radioactive isotope, in shipping containers and a sample of breaded shrimp imported from Indonesia.

The FDA is investigating reports of Cesium-137 contamination in shipping containers and products processed by P.T. Bahari Makmur Sejati, doing business as BMS Foods of Indonesia. U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials alerted FDA that they found Cesium-137 in shipping containers sent to U.S. ports in Los Angeles, Houston, Miami and Savannah, Georgia.

- https://www.cbc.ca/news/health/walmart-shrimp-recall-1.7613476

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lordpnut's avatar

Dock workers smoked all the cesium 133?

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Majordomo Billy Bojangles's avatar

Non-radioactive cesium is a common byproduct of the lithium refining process, you can expect to find it in or around raw material for lithium batteries. That's bad enough, but not what we have here.

Cesium-137 does not occur naturally in significant quantities, it is almost exclusively the result of the decay of fissile material in nuclear reactors. Nobody is shipping nuclear waste in a commercial shipping container, so it must have been the result of a contamination event elsewhere.

Having said that, while control of nuclear waste in the west is pretty strict, Asia's control of their nuclear waste disposal processes is not as tightly regulated or enforced.

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lordpnut's avatar

Thanks for the schoolin'.

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biff murphy's avatar

Thanks for that.

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Demodocus's avatar

Yes, I did have "increased contamination because you actually do need regulation to make companies give a shit" on my card

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Cincinnatus's avatar

Jack White (White Stripes) on Insta:

"Look at how disgusting trump has transformed the historic White House. It’s now a vulgar, gold leafed and gaudy, professional wrestler’s dressing room. Can’t wait for the UFC match on the front lawn too, he’s almost fully achieved the movie β€˜Idiocracy’. Look at his disgusting taste, would you even buy a used car from this conman, let alone give him the nuclear codes? A gold plated trump bible would look perfect up on that mantle with a pair of trump shoes on either side wouldn’t it? What an embarrassment to American history. Also pictured in this photograph, a REAL leader of a nation in a black suit."

Steven Cheung response (on Daily Beast):

β€œJack White is a washed-up, has-been loser posting drivel on social media because he clearly has ample time on his hands due to his stalled career. It’s apparent he’s been masquerading as a real artist, because he fails to appreciate, and quite frankly disrespects, the splendor and significance of the Oval Office inside of β€˜The People’s House'.”

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/white-house-melts-down-jack-white_n_68a58c69e4b0a58e15423bea

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Steven "Pizza the Hutt" Cheung.

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Gracie's avatar

Cheung's tongue must be worn down to a stub with all that bootlicking.

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Cincinnatus's avatar

"Referencing how Netanyahu faces calls to be prosecuted on war crime charges, Trump continued: β€œHe’s in there fighting, they’re trying to put him in jail on top of everything else, how about that? He’s a war hero because we worked together. He’s a war hero. I guess I am too.” Trump added that β€œnobody cares, but I am too. I sent those planes,” a reference to U.S. airstrikes on Iranian nuclear facilities in June."

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-war-hero-israel-iran_n_68a5bfd3e4b08e59891e7473?u7g=&utm_source=buzzfeed&utm_medium=iframely

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Antifa Commander's avatar

Then there was a guy in a wheelchair who was the biggest war hero of all time.

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3FingerPete's avatar

I guess Barack Obama is also a war hero; he sent that SEAL team.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

God, what a thirsty loser.

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Karen Scofield's avatar

Tab's and Coffee in the Morning β˜•πŸ’―πŸ‘

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

Yay for the pictures!! I love to see us get together, even if I can't be there.

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