Nice time: "After Claudia Goldin became the first woman to win a solo Nobel in economics in 2023, she received hundreds of invitations and requests. She accepted just three."
They were throwing the first pitch at a Red Sox game, appearing on NPRβs 'Wait Wait . . . Donβt Tell Me!', and helping WNBA players win a nearly 400% raise in their new contract.
βWe are doing the best we can to end the war. If you think you can do it better, go ahead. We will step aside."
This is truly breathtaking: the "America First" government creating a gargantuan shitstorm, completely abdicating responsibility, then telling Europe they can take it all over if they want.
NYT: "The White House itself had mocked the nationwide protests. Abigail Jackson, a spokeswoman, said on Thursday that βthe only people who care about these Trump derangement therapy sessions are the reporters who are paid to cover them.β"
"Woohoo, everybody have fun at their NO KINGS protests? BIGGEST IN HISTORY"
We had a great time in Reno. Fantastic weather (I didn't need to wear a jacket, so I was able to show off my "DICTATORS PREFER UNEDUCATED PEASANTS" T-shirt) and good vibes.
Now, on to tonight's postcarding party. LFG Virginia voters!
JD Vance was going on about UFOs, on something called the Benny Show Podcast. He said he thinks aliens are "demons." He also said βI have not been able to spend enough time on this, but I am going to. Trust me, Iβm obsessed with this.β (https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/30/jd-vance-alien-ufo-are-demons). I guess this is pretty harmless, compared to the war Trump just launched, and all the other faschy shit TFG is doing. But still: is this the guy you want in the White House, to which he certainly aspires? I mean, besides being Peter Thiel's pet, and a budding fascist himself, he's cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
I understand that this guy whoβs the legal expert on msnbc talking about Tiger Woodsβ dwi charges is anβ¦expert but I bet Iβve defended WAY more dwi cases than he has, and prosecuted some too, and I am disagreeing with him a bit.
LOL. Today the NYT corrected its report on No Kings to say that instead of "thousands" of people demonstrated, it should have said there were "thousands" of demonstrations. Complicit assholes.
A little warty frogfish to start your week. Hed gif info: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/bumpy-baby
And here's your meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/08aa29e7-5cfd-49c3-a4d7-e0e9b14127ee
Thatβs not a Peep?
Piscachu.
I was trying so hard to think of that...
Now I want Zuppa de Piscachu.
You can't fool me. This is obviously a gif of a water type Pokemon.
The little yellow frog fish
If one squints real hard
Resembles something
That's found upon
A PokΓ©mon game card
Seachu, the next evolution.
Burma Shave.
Cthulhu fhtaghn!
That's a Pokemon!
That was my first reaction - "Pikachu in SPAAAAAAACE!"
Warts and all, the frogfish is a cutie pie!
Re: snyder β yeah, but there were dozens of people in tricorner hats CONCERNED about taxes, deficits, and marxism. WHARMACUNTRYGO?
Nice time: "After Claudia Goldin became the first woman to win a solo Nobel in economics in 2023, she received hundreds of invitations and requests. She accepted just three."
They were throwing the first pitch at a Red Sox game, appearing on NPRβs 'Wait Wait . . . Donβt Tell Me!', and helping WNBA players win a nearly 400% raise in their new contract.
Wall Street Journal, https://archive.ph/BNsiG
βWe are doing the best we can to end the war.β
Pressuring Ukraine to surrender doesnβt seem to be working, Marco. Maybe try something else.
βWe are doing the best we can to end the war. If you think you can do it better, go ahead. We will step aside."
This is truly breathtaking: the "America First" government creating a gargantuan shitstorm, completely abdicating responsibility, then telling Europe they can take it all over if they want.
Rubio negotiating with all the skill of "OH yeah, well you're a poopyhead!"
The UtqiaΔ‘kik Arch is really giving St. Louis a run for its money.
NYT: "The White House itself had mocked the nationwide protests. Abigail Jackson, a spokeswoman, said on Thursday that βthe only people who care about these Trump derangement therapy sessions are the reporters who are paid to cover them.β"
>>TMZ calls out @MarshaBlackburn for leaving town BEFORE the senate vote to fund TSA and end the shutdown<<
Well, there were long lines at the airport to deal with, and she probably had a pending hair appointment she couldn't miss.
"Woohoo, everybody have fun at their NO KINGS protests? BIGGEST IN HISTORY"
We had a great time in Reno. Fantastic weather (I didn't need to wear a jacket, so I was able to show off my "DICTATORS PREFER UNEDUCATED PEASANTS" T-shirt) and good vibes.
Now, on to tonight's postcarding party. LFG Virginia voters!
Surprise! I assumed any sentence that starts with "RFK Jr. Gushes" would have the word "pus" in it somewhere.
JD Vance was going on about UFOs, on something called the Benny Show Podcast. He said he thinks aliens are "demons." He also said βI have not been able to spend enough time on this, but I am going to. Trust me, Iβm obsessed with this.β (https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/30/jd-vance-alien-ufo-are-demons). I guess this is pretty harmless, compared to the war Trump just launched, and all the other faschy shit TFG is doing. But still: is this the guy you want in the White House, to which he certainly aspires? I mean, besides being Peter Thiel's pet, and a budding fascist himself, he's cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
βI have not been able to spend enough time on this, but I am going to. Trust me, Iβm obsessed with this.β Bugonia is on line 1.
I understand that this guy whoβs the legal expert on msnbc talking about Tiger Woodsβ dwi charges is anβ¦expert but I bet Iβve defended WAY more dwi cases than he has, and prosecuted some too, and I am disagreeing with him a bit.
"Is TMZ the new-" No. This was an exception, that place is a still a shithole.
Wrenching story about the bombed school:
https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2026/mar/28/parents-victims-iran-minab-shajareh-tayyebeh-school-bombing-describe-day
If there are boots on the ground doesn't congress have to ok that or are we doing war by EOs these days. Hell not even EOs just say it and it happens.
When is the last time that happened? Korea?
Congress needed to OK all of what we're doing there, but Republicans refuse to do their jobs.
LOL. Today the NYT corrected its report on No Kings to say that instead of "thousands" of people demonstrated, it should have said there were "thousands" of demonstrations. Complicit assholes.