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The Quirk's avatar

She hasn't waxed since '84.

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SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>We don’t know either, but “racy regalia” is now the name of the yacht we will someday buy when we are rich. </blockquote>

I have to ask, because I do, but will Racy Regalia race regattas?

Also too, if one's vacation involves doing things lustily, by definition it is not indolent.

And just for those who can't be bothered to Google it, epicene roué = effeminate manwhore.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Yes, and her cats are named Brillig and Mimsy.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Three in the pouche...

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Yyyai yai yai yai yai yai yai!

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bobbert's avatar

CHiPMonk: An aging detective with OCD joins the Highway Patrol as a motorcycle officer. Hilarity ensues.

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fuflans's avatar

plus, you know, whipped cream shooting out of her boobs.

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fuflans's avatar

camille paglia: reminding everyone everywhere what 'first world problems' means.

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fuflans's avatar

now if we'd had 'louche' roue, then we would have been talking bout capt jack and i would wholeheartedly endorse that.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

She sucks because she sucks or she sucks because Camille is too old to derive any pleasure from it?

Look, I'm a cranky music snob...(hey you get off of my staff paper!), but even I can honestly say that modern pop doesn't speak to me because it's written for children that could my kids. Conversely, I really like James McMurtry because he writes songs that appeal to the middle age condition and I don't expect young 'uns to be going out and buying his cd.

Oh, and Paglia is a dried up old prune desperate to remain relevant.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

You got to know when to hold them, know when to old them, know when to limp away, know when to apply for Medicare.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Though probably not a pheasant plucker.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

This thread seems to have brought out the inner Carroll in a lot of people. As a public service, I'd like to remind you that too much snark can lead to softly and suddenly vanishing away.

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bobbert's avatar

Captain Jack will get you high tonight.

Oh, wrong Captain Jack?

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WA Bishop's avatar

Yes, with statements like these i always substitute "innocent" with "ignorant".

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WA Bishop's avatar

That attitude is <i>so</i> three minutes ago.

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