22 Comments

She hasn't waxed since '84.

Expand full comment

<blockquote>We don’t know either, but “racy regalia” is now the name of the yacht we will someday buy when we are rich. </blockquote>

I have to ask, because I do, but will Racy Regalia race regattas?

Also too, if one's vacation involves doing things lustily, by definition it is not indolent.

And just for those who can't be bothered to Google it, epicene roué = effeminate manwhore.

Expand full comment

Yes, and her cats are named Brillig and Mimsy.

Expand full comment

Three in the pouche...

Expand full comment

Yyyai yai yai yai yai yai yai!

Expand full comment

CHiPMonk: An aging detective with OCD joins the Highway Patrol as a motorcycle officer. Hilarity ensues.

Expand full comment

plus, you know, whipped cream shooting out of her boobs.

Expand full comment

camille paglia: reminding everyone everywhere what 'first world problems' means.

Expand full comment

now if we'd had 'louche' roue, then we would have been talking bout capt jack and i would wholeheartedly endorse that.

Expand full comment

She sucks because she sucks or she sucks because Camille is too old to derive any pleasure from it?

Look, I'm a cranky music snob...(hey you get off of my staff paper!), but even I can honestly say that modern pop doesn't speak to me because it's written for children that could my kids. Conversely, I really like James McMurtry because he writes songs that appeal to the middle age condition and I don't expect young 'uns to be going out and buying his cd.

Oh, and Paglia is a dried up old prune desperate to remain relevant.

Expand full comment

You got to know when to hold them, know when to old them, know when to limp away, know when to apply for Medicare.

Expand full comment

Though probably not a pheasant plucker.

Expand full comment

This thread seems to have brought out the inner Carroll in a lot of people. As a public service, I'd like to remind you that too much snark can lead to softly and suddenly vanishing away.

Expand full comment

Captain Jack will get you high tonight.

Oh, wrong Captain Jack?

Expand full comment

Yes, with statements like these i always substitute "innocent" with "ignorant".

Expand full comment

That attitude is <i>so</i> three minutes ago.

Expand full comment