It's your Wonkette Wednesday Canadian Politics Roundup! Let's see, what's going on up there... ahh, this lady, Danielle Smith of Alberta's "Wildrose" party, appears to have wheels for boobs as her bus art, instead of the typical flapjack-on-the-head graphic. "We’re getting it adjusted right now since it will be a distraction throughout the campaign," a party spokesperson reassures. Endless distraction? We doubt the media would ever get distracted by something like this.
“We’re getting it adjusted right now since it will be a distraction throughout the campaign. From now on, we will no longer be having Danielle take off her shirt at campaign events to prove that her breasts are not actually shaped like bus tires. This will definitely allow us to get back to the important issues of the campaign."
This reminds me of the Land O' Lakes butter carton, where people with 'way too much time on their hands can do a little cutting and folding and produce an Indian maiden showing her all.
I was going to write "a topless Indian maiden" but if you do it right she certainly has a nice top - a peach of a pair!
Jim: I hope you guys thought long and hard about this Post. Wonkette is still to blame for bringing Duh Gov'Nuh to national attention. Is Danielle Smith next up?
“'The media itself is as much responsible for this kind of behaviour — the media continues to write stories and support stories of this kind,'” Beckton said."
Along with being a major league buzzkill, Carleton University's Ms. Beckton's grammer skills need a bit of work. "Media are" - "medium is."
The great Ernie Kovacs (who would be much better known today if more of his shows had survived) said "Television is a 'medium' because nothing on it is rare and nothing on it is well done."
“We’re getting it adjusted right now since it will be a distraction throughout the campaign. From now on, we will no longer be having Danielle take off her shirt at campaign events to prove that her breasts are not actually shaped like bus tires. This will definitely allow us to get back to the important issues of the campaign."
ttug:
We don't need your Communist, socialist, Marxist grammar here - none of that "collective" shit. OK?
This reminds me of the Land O' Lakes butter carton, where people with 'way too much time on their hands can do a little cutting and folding and produce an Indian maiden showing her all.
I was going to write "a topless Indian maiden" but if you do it right she certainly has a nice top - a peach of a pair!
Jim: I hope you guys thought long and hard about this Post. Wonkette is still to blame for bringing Duh Gov'Nuh to national attention. Is Danielle Smith next up?
“'The media itself is as much responsible for this kind of behaviour — the media continues to write stories and support stories of this kind,'” Beckton said."
Along with being a major league buzzkill, Carleton University's Ms. Beckton's grammer skills need a bit of work. "Media are" - "medium is."
The great Ernie Kovacs (who would be much better known today if more of his shows had survived) said "Television is a 'medium' because nothing on it is rare and nothing on it is well done."
Carrie Snow used to say she had the same bra size as a Corvette.
Bend it Like?
Her wardrobe malfunctions involve screaming and police and (socialized!) health care.
Hey future 51st state: In America we put our boobs <i>in the bus</i>!
USA! USA! USA!