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Just wait till the frat parties have the 'wetback'-themed parties. The Old South meme with darky servers is so dated.

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During finals they could have a Catch the Cubo-Canidians. Prizes include maple syrup and rum.

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That tends to put a crimp in B-school donations, regrettably.

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So, next week it's: WEDGIES FOR WHITEY?

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I'm surprised those young Texas conservadouches have time for games -- thought they'd all be in Afghanistan or Iraq fightin' the terrorists for freedom and such.

Huh?

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You get to make a pointless speech, for several hours.

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How to catch an illegal in Texas: - be vewy, vewy quiet - grab his or her arm - absorb Stand Your Ground gunfire or fisticuffs (HA HA! JK. It will be gunfire.) - try to sneak across the border into heaven

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Barack "Hussein" Obama and his Autonomous Drone Air Force, plus one hot red-headed chick who killed Bin Laden??

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Plus then set some couches on fire, because why not.

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Old Pope?

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<blockquote>...that special blend of enthusiasm, snotty self-righteousness, and utter disregard for tact that can only be mustered by douchebags in their early 20s...</blockquote> How would you happen to be familiar with this, Dok?

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When Richie McRich's ne'er-do-well son Cody graduates from Choate into his legacy admission to Yale (after a summer in Europe, of course), even though he barely passed Advanced Lacrosse, that's NOT affirmative action, no way!

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Wait til you see the bounty for catching a pregnant woman who MIGHT want an abortion.

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"smug conservadouches"...that phrase says so much in two words. It's a thing of beauty.

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'Event' now canceled, see Wonkville or <a href="http://www.kxan.com/news/lo..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/group-hosts...">http://www.kxan.com/news/lo....

My headline was not funnier.

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He's pissed about being grounded because he missed curfew, though.

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