With that special blend of enthusiasm, snotty self-righteousness, and utter disregard for tact that can only be mustered by douchebags in their early 20s, the Young Conservatives of Texas will hold a hilariously fun “Catch an Illegal Immigrant Game” at University of Texas at Austin.
I'm surprised those young Texas conservadouches have time for games -- thought they'd all be in Afghanistan or Iraq fightin' the terrorists for freedom and such.
How to catch an illegal in Texas: - be vewy, vewy quiet - grab his or her arm - absorb Stand Your Ground gunfire or fisticuffs (HA HA! JK. It will be gunfire.) - try to sneak across the border into heaven
<blockquote>...that special blend of enthusiasm, snotty self-righteousness, and utter disregard for tact that can only be mustered by douchebags in their early 20s...</blockquote> How would you happen to be familiar with this, Dok?
When Richie McRich&#039;s ne&#039;er-do-well son Cody graduates from Choate into his legacy admission to Yale (after a summer in Europe, of course), even though he barely passed Advanced Lacrosse, that&#039;s NOT affirmative action, no way!
Just wait till the frat parties have the &#039;wetback&#039;-themed parties. The Old South meme with darky servers is so dated.
During finals they could have a Catch the Cubo-Canidians. Prizes include maple syrup and rum.
That tends to put a crimp in B-school donations, regrettably.
So, next week it&#039;s: WEDGIES FOR WHITEY?
I&#039;m surprised those young Texas conservadouches have time for games -- thought they&#039;d all be in Afghanistan or Iraq fightin&#039; the terrorists for freedom and such.
Huh?
You get to make a pointless speech, for several hours.
How to catch an illegal in Texas: - be vewy, vewy quiet - grab his or her arm - absorb Stand Your Ground gunfire or fisticuffs (HA HA! JK. It will be gunfire.) - try to sneak across the border into heaven
Barack &quot;Hussein&quot; Obama and his Autonomous Drone Air Force, plus one hot red-headed chick who killed Bin Laden??
Plus then set some couches on fire, because why not.
Old Pope?
<blockquote>...that special blend of enthusiasm, snotty self-righteousness, and utter disregard for tact that can only be mustered by douchebags in their early 20s...</blockquote> How would you happen to be familiar with this, Dok?
When Richie McRich&#039;s ne&#039;er-do-well son Cody graduates from Choate into his legacy admission to Yale (after a summer in Europe, of course), even though he barely passed Advanced Lacrosse, that&#039;s NOT affirmative action, no way!
Wait til you see the bounty for catching a pregnant woman who MIGHT want an abortion.
&quot;smug conservadouches&quot;...that phrase says so much in two words. It&#039;s a thing of beauty.
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My headline was not funnier.
He&#039;s pissed about being grounded because he missed curfew, though.