With that special blend of enthusiasm, snotty self-righteousness, and utter disregard for tact that can only be mustered by douchebags in their early 20s, the Young Conservatives of Texas will hold a hilariously fun “Catch an Illegal Immigrant Game” at University of Texas at Austin. The festivities, planned for Wednesday, will involve club members walking around campus wearing signs reading "Illegal Immigrant." Any student who captures them can turn them in at the Young Conservatives' recruiting table for a bounty -- a $25 gift certificate. Not sure where that can be redeemed; maybe the online gift shop for Stormfront?
I'm surprised those young Texas conservadouches have time for games -- thought they'd all be in Afghanistan or Iraq fightin' the terrorists for freedom and such.
How to catch an illegal in Texas: - be vewy, vewy quiet - grab his or her arm - absorb Stand Your Ground gunfire or fisticuffs (HA HA! JK. It will be gunfire.) - try to sneak across the border into heaven
<blockquote>...that special blend of enthusiasm, snotty self-righteousness, and utter disregard for tact that can only be mustered by douchebags in their early 20s...</blockquote> How would you happen to be familiar with this, Dok?
When Richie McRich&#039;s ne&#039;er-do-well son Cody graduates from Choate into his legacy admission to Yale (after a summer in Europe, of course), even though he barely passed Advanced Lacrosse, that&#039;s NOT affirmative action, no way!
Just wait till the frat parties have the &#039;wetback&#039;-themed parties. The Old South meme with darky servers is so dated.
During finals they could have a Catch the Cubo-Canidians. Prizes include maple syrup and rum.
That tends to put a crimp in B-school donations, regrettably.
So, next week it&#039;s: WEDGIES FOR WHITEY?
I&#039;m surprised those young Texas conservadouches have time for games -- thought they&#039;d all be in Afghanistan or Iraq fightin&#039; the terrorists for freedom and such.
Huh?
You get to make a pointless speech, for several hours.
How to catch an illegal in Texas: - be vewy, vewy quiet - grab his or her arm - absorb Stand Your Ground gunfire or fisticuffs (HA HA! JK. It will be gunfire.) - try to sneak across the border into heaven
Barack &quot;Hussein&quot; Obama and his Autonomous Drone Air Force, plus one hot red-headed chick who killed Bin Laden??
Plus then set some couches on fire, because why not.
Old Pope?
<blockquote>...that special blend of enthusiasm, snotty self-righteousness, and utter disregard for tact that can only be mustered by douchebags in their early 20s...</blockquote> How would you happen to be familiar with this, Dok?
When Richie McRich&#039;s ne&#039;er-do-well son Cody graduates from Choate into his legacy admission to Yale (after a summer in Europe, of course), even though he barely passed Advanced Lacrosse, that&#039;s NOT affirmative action, no way!
Wait til you see the bounty for catching a pregnant woman who MIGHT want an abortion.
&quot;smug conservadouches&quot;...that phrase says so much in two words. It&#039;s a thing of beauty.
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My headline was not funnier.
He&#039;s pissed about being grounded because he missed curfew, though.