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Stanta Knows's avatar

Fuck cancer in general. But good news about Biden: PSA test shows no prostate cancer aactivity. So his treatment is working and there's no active cancer in his bones. Biochemical remission! Live long and prosper cancer buddy!

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Just announced on the BBC:

Benjamin Netanyahu has lost his majority.

Enter Ranting's avatar

That's a sha…ANYWAY, what's for dinner?

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

(Rubs hands together feverishly)

Anna-Elizabeth's avatar

Reuters still saying it's a deadlock.

Parakeetist's avatar

Hmm.

It may be within the margin of error?

I hope that asoehaoeasey loses seats.

paperlesstiger's avatar

Artificial Infection.

𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘪𝘤 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘴 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘈𝘐 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘥𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘱 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘪𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴

EyeQueue's avatar

"our product is going to kill us all, but please keep buying it!"

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I'm coming to the opinion that AI is the reason for the Fermi Paradox. IOW, it's The Great Filter.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Hammy! I think ol' Donnie Two Dolls needs another firmware upgrade! https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3myv5l6ezo22i

Trump speaks to small Corpus Christi crowd, repeatedly glitches and makes strange noises during speech where he also slurred heavily while his dentures seemed to be falling out

Supercut: [video]

eppe's avatar

We can't fix it Land Shark. It's beyond present day science.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"Dammit, eppe, I'm a programmer, not a magician!"

I am really concerned about this continued senior abuse.

G-7 in Space's avatar

There are too many of these people...

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Can’t…listen…to all…that shit.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Dude's melting down IMO.

Enter Ranting's avatar

He wouldn't have to campaign so hard if he hadn't fucked everything up so badly.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

His stupid “fans”, these are seriously fucked up people.

Demme Epstein Fatale's avatar

Thank you for the Happy Nice Time!!

paul's avatar

Coming soon-

"Cheesecake Factory reports record customer patronage following its name being mentioned by former President Barrak Obama"

josephebacon's avatar

And they will add the "Obama Burger" to their menu with a side of Dijon mustard

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

I could go for that, just to be an asshole.

G-7 in Space's avatar

Put gruyere cheese and grilled onions on that on a marble rye and I'd eat the fuck out of it...

paul's avatar

And a hot dog.

G-7 in Space's avatar

They'll send him a Gold Card Lifetime Pass for the "bump"...

Bitter Scribe's avatar

"By patrons who look around and do an unusual amount of snickering."

Stanta Knows's avatar

This made me roll my eyes so hard I can probably pick up cars with my eyeballs.

Why Trump's approval numbers are so low<gack>

https://bsky.app/profile/factpostnews.bsky.social/post/3myv56tdefl2l

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Why didn't he refer to them as the Liberal Media, is he afraid they'd choke on laughter?

Anna-Elizabeth's avatar

I was looking at one of my books for reference on USMC Harrier jets and I realized I bought the book 30 years ago.

It's in pretty good shape ~ Osprey Military Aircraft "Light Strike" by Cupido and Holmes.

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My sister found out last week that she has a recurrence of breast cancer. Fortunately, she had a scan yesterday that shows she has no metastases. She’ll have to have surgery, and when they check the lymph nodes they’ll know if she’ll need chemo or just radiation.

Fuck cancer.

Demme Epstein Fatale's avatar

Dammit all!

Best Wishes!

Yay for no metastasis!

Parakeetist's avatar

Sending hope that her treatments will all go well.

weejee's avatar

Maybe have her ask about TKI treatment (tyrosine kinase inhibitors). I'm 12½ years out on Stage IV, still taking the initial TKI, imatinib, and showing no evidence of disease. There are now about 90 different TKIs.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

They didn’t catch my ex-wife’s breast cancer until stage four. Her reign of terror continues.

Your sister is gonna kick its’ ass AGAIN.

TerseNurse's avatar

I'm sorry. Hoping for a good outcome and an easy course.

Anna-Elizabeth's avatar

Fuck cancer, all my hopes.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Oh, so sorry. I do hope it's just radiation. Fingers crossed.

PixieThis68's avatar

We're rooting for her!

Parakeetist's avatar

Now that is some shitty dancing.

G-7 in Space's avatar

Not as bad as when he had that sword!

Parakeetist's avatar

I have always said, he has to have been the only shitty dancer in the entire history of Studio 54.

His moves are a crime. The security guards would have had to chuck him out.

All you have to do to dance is go where the music takes you. I follow the bass line.

This knucklehead just punches the air.

I wouldn't even do that at a ball game.

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https://metalinjection.net/news/billy-corgan-on-marrying-a-woman-25-years-younger-women-of-his-generation-were-too-broken?utm_source=email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=DN.10.27&_kx=1N4ts6AfK5AVgbAwUl1KfLWuSYa18sAOcfEfukBfE9s.V86aDp

Billy Corgan of Smashing Pumpkins: somewhat good at Musicianing.

Perhaps not the best at Personing.

He said he got married to someone younger because the women in his generation -Gen X, just like Birb - were too "broken."

He began dating his current Wife Person when she was 19. They tried to keep the relationship secret, but they had two kids soon after. Now they're married, and they have a third kid.

Errybody now: slap yer foreheads, and say, "Ish ka bibble!"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ish_Kabibble

Edit:

The Metal Injection website sometimes causes problems for different browsers.

Your Beeb likes music, so she wants Uue to know. A thanke.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

When *Courtney Love* publicly owns you for being nuts…

PixieThis68's avatar

I'd say as a female gen-xer, the gen-x men seem troubled to me. I mean, throwing rocks at my window and holding a boombox over their head isn't romantic - it's creepy/stalker.

So I dated and married a younger man. Ok, he's only a year and a few months younger.

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

There you go. Some of my favorite girlfriends were an average of two years older.

PoDG follows the 92%'s avatar

Dude, our generation of men are fucking broken and they won't do anything about it. They're stuck in the 80s in all the wrong ways.

MRK's avatar

He also insists his Christian faith requires him to stand by Marilyn Manson.

Parakeetist's avatar

Ha ha ha, eeeeeeeekp.

His good friend, I believe, is Courtney Love, yes?

Also, his first wife was his own age.

Okay, the guy has some good songs.

But yeeeeipes, his attitude.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA Trump and Pirro got stuffed in court AGAIN! A D.C. grand jury no-billed their pathetic attempt to indict Cassidy Hutchinson!

Marlon Rando's avatar

Catherine Hannaway is a good part of what's wrong with Missouri. Example: she ran PornHub out of MO, but all the other porn services are still available online. No, I'm not a porny. It kinda looks like she tried to squeeze PornHub and failed, and either didn't know or care about the deluge from all the other sites. Odd.

And yeah, that statue's mighty demonic-looking, you clueless fucking yokel.

G-7 in Space's avatar

MO is the State that locked Queen Maebe up....I hope she is ok...

Pub Option's avatar

I think she's due to be sentenced on November 6th.

Cheers Y'all's avatar

I see the Grand Jury refused to indict Cassidy Hutchinson. Good!

Watching the clip of her testimony where she mentions Mark Meadows made me wonder where he slithered off to.

From wiki:

"Meadows became a principal at the Conservative Partnership Institute in January 2021 as Biden took office. The group has aimed to elect conservatives, particularly using dark money,[98] and changing voting rules.[99][100][101]..."

Mark was in Mississippi yesterday telling farmers this whopper of a lie: "No better friend to the farmer than trump"

https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/mark-meadows-newsmax-no-better-213822918.html

What an incredible sleaze ball.

Pope Scipio Newburyporticus's avatar

I'm an anti-Zionist who doesn't mind speaking up, but using blood as imagery is a little too far. It's too tied up as a symbol in antisemetic propaganda. I doubt they were aware of that tho.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

Only if you allow Israel the ludicrous claim that it gets to be representative of all Semites.