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Mostly agree, but I remember CNN and (maybe, I forget) MSNBC giving Trump Hours of “earned media” while almost ignoring other candidates. Ratingzzzz.

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God, I would be so happy if it shut that portal into Hell's sewage system down. Failing that, I hope it wastes a LOT of Fox's money. A lot.

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So true!

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There was a movie that came out in 2007 called Dante’s Inferno in which the classic masterpiece is recast with modern figures (and done with puppets). Dick Cheney was found in Cocytus, even though he wasn’t dead, and, as Virgil explains, some souls are just so rotten to the core that they are sent to hell and a demon ascends to inhabit their body.

I always imagine that’s what happened when listening to Sean Hannity.

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Some species of Parrots can live as long a human or longer.

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Rupert has an endless supply of £ and $.

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Per your last sentence. Not gonna happen.

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"You should call Malia Zimmerman. She found the person and the gun that was used to shoot your son."

Or maybe Ms. Zimmerman should call the police, I`m sure they would be interested in getting the gun and a name. Just a thought, but I`m neither a lawyer or a Idiot.

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For the record, he can't fire Mueller any more than he can fire Oprah. He can fire Rosenstein and order his replacement to fire Mueller, but there's no indication they'd actually do it.

(He could also fire Sessions, I suppose, but I'd give at most even odds of his getting a replacement confirmed, which I attribute largely to Senate comity - Senate Republicans appear to view Sessions as one of their own, and thus they're protective of him in a way they wouldn't be of some random appointee.)

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I wouldn't be surprised if he was talking metaphorically - the "person" is Hillary and her pals and the "gun" is the deep state.OTOH, if they really located a weapon used for a crime... Aren't they breaking some laws by not revealing where this gun is? Hiding evidence, accessory after the fact, or something like that?

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"Entertainment"

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Did Shawn suddenly hear a high pitched noise or something. He looks exactly like my fox terrier in that picture (except she's better looking) when she hears a siren. It's hilarious.

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I feel your pain. I've had several pet rats. They are loving and funny. Just excellent pets, except for the way too short life span. After my fourth rat died, I couldn't do it anymore. It just hurt too much when they died.

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I bet if the noise goes on long enough he will howl along with it.

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Donald Trump is the problem with that theory. He's evil enough, but unless Mick Jagger is a liar, he's not the devil. He's got the wealth, but not the taste.

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I've had eight, and I'm there too. I won't be getting any more of them. They really are lovely pets, and don't deserve their bad reputation!

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