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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Geese flew away out of the reflecting pool. Therefore: Miracle!

Also, any shit to be found near Glenn Beck's head is either safely ensconced inside it, or pouring directly from his mouth.

The larger miracle was that the geese escaped before any teabaggers figured out that KFC Double-downs were ALSO mostly made from feathered creatures.

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Well, the <i>Post</i> either does this or it prints<a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/428507\/charles-krauthammer-declares-a-race-war" target="_blank">Krauthammer declaring a race war</a>. Or both! Win all around. Next, it will call for war against Iran (more win!).

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