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Tom's avatar

"Make The Court Great Again" doesn't roll off the tongue quite as well as MAGA. MTCGA kinda sounds like you're barfing.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Does Manolo wear Manolo Blahnik shoes? I have a pair (found them on Craigslist), and while they are very beautiful and super sexy, the heels are so high that the only place to wear them is in bed.

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CzechJournalists's avatar

if we have to keep hearing about this guy, can we just shorten it to "quinoa"? also, not to sound like a common drunk hegseth, but what happened to guys shaving off unattractive beards? just like your teenage years, those things have an awkward phase between not gray and gray that no one wants to see, unless you're going for the unfuckable ted cruz look. fuck ted cruz.

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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

Trump had sex with underaged girls and they are willing to talk if the Republicans would just stop defend pedophiles and let them.

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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

Tulsi Gabbard is so busy sucking Russia's knob that she's caught all of Russia's STDs, yo! Everyone in MAGA is a knuckle dragging caveperson

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

will scroll back up to read the story but is it me or is the person in the red dress standing with her fingers crossed?

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Kay Ducky's avatar

Horrible people. Also, I was promised cute pictures of animals, dammit!

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biff murphy's avatar

I for one can't wait for the grand opening of the Jeffrey Epstein Dance Hall and Pavilion!

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Zap's avatar

“justice is coming”. T.rump’s finally going to prison?

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JunkYardDogg's avatar

Dude is Quiñones, NOT to be confused with Cojones

This is being done in Florida in order to put it before ‘Judge’ Aileen Canon.

This is a classic totalitarian ‘prosecution’ , guilt by accusation, aka : a Bill of Attainder prosecution, based on allegations, not evidence, not predicate of a criminal act, not any probable cause. They are asserting that it is a long running, continuous , from ‘16 to present, ‘conspiracy’, so as to overcome the statute of limitations restrictions.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

So, and when are they going to find out that it's a short way from Trump's taint to under the bus?

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ArgieBargie's avatar

[Holding "Trump is a Wanker" sign]

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Stanta Knows's avatar

I don't think he can reach it any more, so at best an attempted wanker.

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calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

“Keeping the hospice patient comfortable...“

Insert Breaking Bad "Why don't you just die already?" gif here.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Quiñones? Reboso? They sound . . . furrin. Seems like ICE isn't spending enough time in Florida.

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OaktownMom's avatar

Pam better watch out. The wife has a bigger right cross.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

"What were the subpoenas for?"

Expired tags, broken tail-light, going one mph over the speed limit, darker than whiter-shade-of-pale pigmentation. You know, the usual.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Littering.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Loitering, also too.

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knockedoutloaded's avatar

and we were all sitting on the bench, talking about all kinds of groovy stuff!

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

"Being competent while black"

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