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DemoCat 🐈🌊⚖️'s avatar

Poppy’s Poo-Flinger! Now available from Amazon online, because physical stores are all closing and everyone is going to shop from home and never socialize with anyone else ever again because we can’t risk talking to someone who may have voted THAT WAY. Oh, my poor unborn son arriving in November has no idea what’s coming. 💩

Teto85's avatar

The judge is wearing Depends, or just T*?

Teto85's avatar

Whilst jumping off the North Tower of the Golden Gate Bridge.

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

And is there fringe on its flag?

javadavis's avatar

Oh FFS - it's in the style book part of the commenting rules. Go look it up.

Lara's avatar

But his and Giuliani's strategy is to convince the base that it's "he said, she said", and an unfair trap. Sure, it's ridiculous. But if the average Fox News viewer buys it, then the Republicans in Congress will continue to feel the need to support Trump.

napalmnacey's avatar

Please don’t make think of that hideous cheese troll in his undies.

JBenningfield's avatar

Guy's freebasing his dentures.

easelox *&^%$#@#$%^&*())(*&^'s avatar

OK wait. The Reuters reporter was pure genius trolling Stumph. If he does somehow feel safe pulling Mueller’s clearance, he might actually do it, triggering a constitutional crisis just as surely as firing him would. Prezident shits-his-pants (available at Toys R Us everywhere) will start flinging poo any minute when he learns he can’t do that either.

easelox *&^%$#@#$%^&*())(*&^'s avatar

Dude, your trolling is so boring, can’t you up your game a bit?

And your views of Liberals are total garbage. Most of us have built companies in Blue states that are paying the taxes that cover your food stamps. You’re welcome.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Can we assume at this point that Traitor Trump is absolutely positive that the word is spelled "councel", and the rest of the world is wrong for insisting otherwise?

BrianW's avatar

[in unison]: THANKS, OBAMA

rtpoeman's avatar

Hmmm.... Why can't I stop thinking about "Strip Jenga" now? Remove a piece from the tower, or remove a piece of clothing.....