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Can We Make A Stupider Headline About Kate Middleton's Pregnancy Than The Daily Caller's? Let's Try!

Rebecca Schoenkopf
Dec 3, 2012
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Can We Make A Stupider Headline About Kate Middleton's Pregnancy Than The Daily Caller's? Let's Try!

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Daily Caller entertainment editor Taylor Bigler, as if that is even a name, is there anything going on in the world today that you might like to weigh in on? Oh, we guess you did right there, up above, in that screenshot. "Kate’s middle is gonna weigh a ton: Duchess of Cambridge is pregnant." Can we make a stupider headline than this? Probably not, right? We can but try.

  • Matey Katie.

  • The Princess Has a Scone in Her Lorry.

  • Will.i.Man Enough To Knock Up Some Chick.

Nope. Couldn't do it. Couldn't make a headline as stupid as the Daily Caller's. We apologize for letting you down.

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Aug 22

OT trivia, but you know how Eskimos are supposed to have dozens of words for "snow", because they're ass-deep the stuff 24/7? Brazilians have 2,000 words for cachaça. For a similar reason.

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Aug 22

If we go 24 hours without <i>something</i> about nekkid ladies, we're overdue.

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