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yeah but what if they ARE a lunatic?

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Who is this Lady Gaga of whom you speak? I am controlled by the messages in Kingsmen songs. Or will be once I figure out what they mean. The FBI is helping me to work it out, though I wish my contact would put his shirt on.

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When people ask him, "How is that?" He says, "Just look beneath my hat."

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I thought that we hadn't hunted any Deutsch since 1945

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What congressional district could elect such a person? This one: <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/File:TX01_109.gif" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:TX01_109.gif">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...

It adjoins Lose-ee-anna, and has Nacogdoches.

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I think Wonkette got the clusterfuck VPS.

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The lunatic is in the hall. The lunatics are in my hall. The constitution holds their folded faces to the floor And every day the paper boy brings more.

And if the dam breaks open many years too soon And if there is no room upon the hill And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.

-▲<

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YES!!! I guessed correctly!!! Not easy to do, with all the lunatics in the house.

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<i>"...we should use the word to describe the people who want to continue with business as usual in Washington."</i> sayeth Louie.

I agree to the extent that if the Repubicans continue to do business with their lunatic fringe, they're, well, lunatics.

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Gomer is just grabbing the GOP's "no new taxes" wingknob, and cranking it up to eleven: "no new laws".

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Firesign!

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<i>"Deutsch, who according to the Current owns a home in Santa Rosa Beach valued at $602,409 and a half-million-dollar condo in Miami, said in a previous statement that receiving unemployment gave him a better understanding of the department's mission."</i>

That fizzling sound you hear is my snark generator burning out.

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Going where one-L and the even-viler-than-namespake-Pete Steve King dared not tread. Louie really is trying <em>so</em> hard to win the reputation as most batshit fucking crazy person in the House, but I'm still not convinced he's really, truly crazy to his core like the competition.

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South Carolina libel!

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Hey Ma! Gohmert done gone not insane again!

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